The funny quips and quotes thread

[MetroidMst]

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[10:50.53] <TheFleetingDuck> Dargon
[10:51.03] <@Dragon> I am bored :(
[10:51.37] <TheFleetingDuck> Play one of you 10000+ games :P
[10:51.46] <ShyGuy> Do an Update
[10:53.00] <TheFleetingDuck> Poop
[11:13.13] <TheFleetingDuck> I'll take Mst's line. Hack Metroid :P
[11:13.37] * ShyGuy sets mode +v TheFleetingDuck
[11:13.53] <TheFleetingDuck> Hehe
[11:14.20] * Mon732 sets mode -v ShyGuy
[11:14.28] <Mon732> :D
[11:14.53] <ShyGuy> Rood
[11:14.57] <ShyGuy> %insult
[11:14.57] <ZrnBot> Even MST makes better hacks than you!
[11:15.01] <Mon732> Pfft
[11:15.02] <ShyGuy> . . .
[11:15.05] <ShyGuy> LOL
[11:15.35] <TheFleetingDuck> HAhaha
[11:15.44] <TheFleetingDuck> Beautiful

[-DC-]

I vanish for 3 years and my topic almost falls off the map, geeze!  :<_<:

Figure I'll drop somethin' new here because zbot. Also because I miss reading peoples' humorous remarks.


[02:04] <DMantra> Comin' up in the world. Don't trust nobody got to look over your shoulder constantly
[02:04] <zbot> YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[02:04] <zbot> [should should should should should should should should]
[02:06] <DMantra> zbot you faggot i said shoulder not should. what if i said assfuck youd say the secret word was ass or fuck? you anus.
[02:06] <zbot> YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[02:06] <zbot> [should should should should should should should should should should should should should should]


And with that, I say goodnight all.

[Quietus]

'Should' just reminds me of how often I now see people writing 'should / would / could of' instead of 'should / would / could have'. I know it stems from 'should've' sounding a bit like it ends with 'of', but it's still a pet peeve. And don't even get me started on 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely'. I have visions of loads of people walking round stamping their feet defiantly, looking like petulant children. :grin:

[Scyzer]

Alot instead of a lot. That reminds me, I have to get on IRC and set my alot expect...

[RealRed]

Can't stop typing click bait article titles today.

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12:48 [ProjectXVIII] 10 reasons why RealRed can suck my cock | he's a cock loving faggot
12:48 [RealRed] 10 reasons why [ProjectXIX] is mad | he got trolled
12:49 [ProjectXVIII] @h8ball did I get trolled
12:49 zbot There is a distinct possibility.
12:49 [ProjectXVIII] damn

[Quote58]

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Bob: I hate it when you put an EA in your code and it just adds microtransactions