Samantha Arantes' Brand Survey

[RT-55J]

One of the secret rooms in Tour of Italy seems to have created quite a stir:

[spoiler=Secret Room in Question][/spoiler]

I've gotten a number of messages telling me that I should make this marketable plushie, so in the spirit of market economics I've made this market research survey to determine how much you folks actually like her:

Survey Link

Please answer honestly.

Note to respondents: There is no guarantee that I will do anything with the survey results. (I might just make a plush for myself and a bonus one for one lucky winner.) Caveat lector, emptor, ludor, etc.

Note to mods: This is on topic because there are questions related to Game Ideas, some of which are even platform adventures of the searchy-actiony variety.

[RT-55J]

I wanna compile these results by the end of the week, so please get your entries in.

Note: If you've ever told me "you should make that plushie," I expect you to fill out the form.

[RT-55J]

Not to be presumptuous or pretentious, but a small handful of you survey-takers need to catch up with the times. Your responses are like "Who are you talking about?" or "What is this survey??" or even "Why am I here???"

Don't you fellas know that my original character, Samantha Arantes (do not steal), is the latest and greatest gaming sensation to hit this nation!?

Don't believe me? Then what do you have to say in the face of this evidence!?



This "GameBrian" site bothered to steal my game --- my magnum opus --- in the name of advertising profit. Clearly, clearly they would not have done this if they did not have reason to believe there was money to be made here.

Surely, Shirley, you must understand that this is bonafide evidence that I have "made it" in this world! Evidence that I'm the cat's pajamas! That I'm the bee's knees!! That I'm a big shot!!! A Big Shot!!!! A BIG SHOT!!!!!

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sorry about that i swear i am usually very normal

(i got myself busy doing other things so it'll be a while before i write a silly report on the results (the survey's still open so feel free to fill it out in the meantime if you haven't already (my ego loves a good survey response (also there's a romance-shipping related question for you sickos (some of the answers there have been, uh, weird)))))

[alexman25]

This is nuts

[RT-55J]

With 20 respondents and way too many charts, the results are finally in!!!

Find out how much the average person is willing to pay for an official Samantha Arantes plushie, how much people want her to kill Dracula, what she thinks about weezer, and so much more!

[RT-55J]

After over 40 hours of painstaking work, I have completed the first ever Samantha Arantes plushie:



*does some math regarding the cost of materials, labor, etc.*

That'll be $1200 dollars.

[Dinar87]

After over 40 hours of painstaking work, I have completed the first ever Samantha Arantes plushie:



*does some math regarding the cost of materials, labor, etc.*

That'll be $1200 dollars.

Looks cool :) https://imgur.com/SJNDocE

[RT-55J]

aw shucks! :3 I'm glad it got you to smile so much!!  :yay:

[Dinar87]

aw shucks! :3 I'm glad it got you to smile so much!!  :yay:

yes...smile.....

[RT-55J]

In completely coincidental honor of this forum/website dying and being reborn in version 2.1.4 of Simple Machines Forums, I have started my very own forum for superfans of Samantha Arantes, called "Samantha Arantes Bulletin System" (or "SABS" for short).

Check it out!

[RT-55J]

huh? what is this? do i smell a POLT to hide the existence of Samantha Arantes' Bulletin System (found at https://forum.samarantes.net/index.php ) from the world? what are the chances of both @hilarious-man on discrod ignoring the previous post AND the forum index NOT showing the previous post as the last post!?

clearly this is the work of maniacal subterfuge and scurrilous conspirators scheming and conniving to prevent the forumation of the greatest form in the history of the internet. watch your backs, sickos. i've got my eyes one you 👁� 👁� 👁�

[EDIT: my laywer has informed me that i must tell u, for the porpoises of this post, that this post was a joke]

[RT-55J]

The fourth main installment of the critically acclaimed Samantha Arantes series is out now!

Awful Dates Done Quick: Samantha's Heart Freely Flies Away

Play it today! (or maybe later if you want (I'm not your dad))

[alexman25]

The fourth main installment of the critically acclaimed Samantha Arantes series is out now!

Awful Dates Done Quick: Samantha's Heart Freely Flies Away

Play it today! (or maybe later if you want (I'm not your dad))

Beware, fellas, this gave someone in India all of my Metconst Gold Points (MGP)

[Dinar87]

Nintendo: I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR SAMANTHA ARENTES RIPPING OFF SAMUS ARAN!! YOU WILL NOW PAY ME 40% OF YOUR INCOME FOR LIFE MISTER!!!

[RT-55J]

Excuse me, Mr. Nintendo? How can you claim that Samantha Arantes (2021) is a ripoff of Samus Aran (1986), when it is abundantly clear that Samus herself is a ripoff of the space pirate Alpha from the hit LX-II game Velgress (1984). Riddle me this.

[Dinar87]

Excuse me, Mr. Nintendo? How can you claim that Samantha Arantes (2021) is a ripoff of Samus Aran (1986), when it is abundantly clear that Samus herself is a ripoff of the space pirate Alpha from the hit LX-II game Velgress (1984). Riddle me this.

Riddle Deez....