Dreams and/or Nightmares

[Zhs2]

What better time to start a topic for them when I just had one of my own? :icon_razz:

Well, it was a really weird dream (which, tbqh, you could say for most dreams!) First part wasn't a nightmare, per se, but it was somewhat frightening, and I don't really remember what happened very well other than it seemed like a really bad episode of Wolf3D. I seem to remember fighting for my life against these aliens, but that's about it.

Dream shift. This part I remember more clearly. I was running around in only a T-shirt (no undergarments, no nothing) at a party at my cousin's house (where it seemed my grandmother, my dad's mother, was actually living.) Anyway, I was in a frantic search for some underwear, since everyone else at the party could see my family jewels hanging in the breeze (but didn't seem to care.) I'd grabbed some underwear from a yellow newspaper bag hanging on a door, but it was too small for me. My grandmother had seen me doing this, and said, "oh, don't do that. That's the laundry bag!" I sheepishly put the underwear back as my grandmother started to say, "Hey, let me show you something cool." So I followed her into the other room where she was playing a remake of a 3D Zelda game (most likely Ocarina of Time, but the dream didn't make it very clear) for the Wii, where you could touch the TV screen to control the character. At this point, I was pretty impressed, but I wanted the Wiimote so that I could play from a distance away. That is when I woke up.

[squishy_ichigo]

Silly dream Zhs2! XD  It was funny-ness!

I was gonna start this topic when I got off work today, but Zeke Zeke already started it! I was waiting for a semi-decent dream...

The story begins as most dream tales do, with a disclaimer stating I don't remember much of it... XP
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squishy is sitting in a vast, endless sea on nothing more than a board of wood.  For some unknown reason,he begins waving his fingers around in the air, and as if it where a magic paint brush, things starting appearing in the shape he was doodling!  He created dophins, ocean waves, and other crazy things.  He noticed the sun was setting at an alarming fast rate, and drew up a camera so he could take a picture of his amazing creation.

He waited for the opportune moment, for the sun to ALMOST set, before he was gonna take the picture.  Just as the sun was gonna hit this perfect spot, something began to rise out of the horizion.  The plank of wood was not moving forward, and everything around him was staying in place, but regardlessly it rose, as if it were coming closer.  The sun itself did not set, but instead reversed itself, and changed its hue to that of a dark blue.  As this figure got 'closer' he could tell it was some sort of island, with large spires of ruins shooting out of a forest.  These ruins reminded him of something out of Kingdom Hearts II, only they where blue and black instead of white.  This island hovered slighty above the water, with the lowest portions appearing like some sort of mirage.

Fumbling with the camera, he began to take as many pictures as possible, all the while the island grew 'closer an closer'.  The sky began to darken and stars appeared.  He took a final picture just as the top of the highest tower touched the bottom of the sun.  The sun turned bright white, and split apart into dozens of shooting stars and went in all directions. 

As this happens, the island slowly begins to fade away like a mirage until all that remains was the vast, endless ocean that he began with.

Later on, he was inside someones house, and was looking at all the pics that where taken of the floating island.  All the pictures were worthless, they either were to zoomed in or didn't even have the island in them.  But one was different, and was the last picture he took.  The one right before the island disappeared.  And as he looked at it, he had flashbacks of the event.
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A pretty WEIRD dream if you ask me... but I liked it, and it was amazingly beautiful!  I wish I had cool art powers, I'd make a pic of it, since its still etched into memory! :P

[Phazar]

Copied from M2K2, Dated February 14, 2009:

I had a really weird dream Wednesday night.  It was summer, and I was on a vacation with my family, where we were surfing and water rafting between canyons.  I even met my girlfriend on the way, and she joined us in the fun as well.  Then the two of us were on the same surfboard, and we did a huge jump in the air and landed in the water.  Later, my family, my girlfriend, and I found a hotel to spend the night.  My girlfriend and I slept in the same bed without anyone knowing(which in the dream appeared as the pull-out bed in my brother's bedroom).  We thought about sex, but in the end decided that we cared more about having each other around that it wasn't worth spoiling a good relationship just for early sex.  The next day, we all woke up and had some more fun, went to a party in a large room, and then we eventually had to leave for home.  We went to a large, rotating stone structure called Turnback Tunnel, which earned its name due to how hard it is to enter one of the few openings and get through to the center.  I started for one opening, but hit my head and was forced out.  Then, the five of us(me, my mother and father, my brother, and my girlfriend) eventually found a opening we could get through and made it to the center of the structure, a large, round space where you could look up and see the sky.  We talked to a man at a stone "desk" and asked him to get us back home.  Then my alarm rang and I woke up.

Also, ironically, I realized the next day(in real life) that the name "Turnback Tunnel" in the dream came from Turnback Cave in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, where you find Giratina.  Looks like my friend talks so much about Pokemon that it causes things like that to end up in a dream!

[squishy_ichigo]

pfft, copy/paste old dream posts...

Not a real big deal, but I'd prefer new dreams. :D

ONLY REAL MEN POST NEW DREAM/NIGHTMARE POSTS!  IT MAKES YOU LARGER!

overkill?

[DSO]

I tend to have dreams in spurts, where I go months without remembering a single one and then I get hit with several in a week.


I'm currently in a dry phase right now, but the most recent one I can remember:

I was in London with Sherlock Holmes, helping him investigate mysterious events that were happening, but it was a lot more like Doctor Who than anything else. Holmes even had a "traveling residence" that was bigger on the inside than on the outside... there was a lot of investigative work, mostly tracking down and looking at wierd artifacts with unknown symbols, but eventually Holmes figured out the meaning. There was an enemy spaceship on the way that would wipe out all life on Earth, and we warned the government and they quickly mobilized. They put in all the defenses they could, including some kind of energy weapon turret, there at the landing site, but we failed to stop the alien ship from landing. When it landed, shockwaves traveled through the ground and anyone it reached died instantly. I was unaffected and headed toward the ship.

The dream transistioned as I approached, with the scenery changing and ship itself changed shape. By the time I reached it, it was a Ferris wheel that I took a ride in, with a roller coaster park being built all around as I rode. When I got off, I saw a sign that was a dedication to "What had happened here." In it, there was a list of the people who had died when the alien ship landed. It also listed the history of the battles that took place afterward. Thanks to our warning, most of the human race was saved from death in the initial shockwave attack, and after a 13 long war the alien ship was finally defeated. Looking back at the list of the dead, I saw it had Sherlock's and my names listed seperately from the rest of the dead. According to it, we were credited with the survival of Earth. I looked up and saw an older Sherlock approaching, alive and well.

I asked him what was going on and he said that due to the fact that we studied the artifacts, we were not killed by the wave, but rather sent into some kind of time phasing where we wandered out of the synch with the rest of the world. Although it was only a few minutes from his perspective, he said, when the phasing stopped and he synched back up with the world, but 12 years had passed. He was the one that figured out how to destroy the ship and save everyone from the alien threat, afterwards he spent time figuring out when I would synch up. He had waited 8 years for me to show up, because apparently I held the key to the fate of the universe... he just started explaining when I woke up.

[Digital_Mantra]

There is a warehouse somewhere in my mind. She lives there, and the name I gave her is Window Head. The precursors which brought me to her realm are muddled, fragmented dream sequences capering about the cortical cobwebs of some theoretical collective unconscious. The best place to start recapturing would be when I first entered her warehouse.

I passed a wheelchair with an old man sitting on it, he faded in and out as if to suggest he was the last remaining piece of my haphazard dream world disappearing. For what was to post the end of my scattered reel of random dreams was something far more meaningful than any surreal or lucid introspective dream journey could offer the mind. Of course, all I can offer is my word.

The first thing we do when entering a new environment is study it. Is it threatening? Is it safe? Is it real? Of course it's real, but what happens when the line between real and unreal is so thin that it forms a near flawless confluence. I had better pinch myself. Yeah it hurts.

The convex roof with three ceiling windows is the only source of light. The room itself is rectangular with a warehouse resembling interior. Steel sheet walls and all. I looked out the windows and saw the most amazing thing my eyes have ever witnessed. A constant thunder storm of lightening, fractal mist, and massive quantum orbs playing around power line outposts perched outside the roof. It almost resembled a metallic bee swarm in a constant state of magnetic flux. To see it is nothing short of astounding. I felt reconciliation towards it's outre presentation, tends to happen with overwhelming awe. Affirm it or go insane. I took my pick, the former. I looked back down, to the empty room. Well, I thought it was empty.

She stood dead center in her warehouse. She never moves, she never needs to move. Her soulless eyes, her white silk night gown, her cold bare feet, her slender young body, her long straight black hair, her perplexed head. A head with three windows on it, power line outposts sticking out between them, and a swarm of orbs magnetizing around. Her eyes were perpetually fixated on the floor, much like when we stare into space. I felt an inclination to approach this paradox, it was as if I wasn't even walking anymore, but flowing towards her.

Was I in her head? Was she in her head? Was I intruding? I briefly saw an angle of the warehouse from outside the windows. I was in the quantum mist, flowing around the power lines, looking at the three windows. I saw myself and Window head inside, just as I was seconds ago. The three windows on the roof were labeled as X,Y, and Z. Perhaps a sequence for destination coordinates?

I shifted back inside, back into myself. I continued to flow towards her, close enough to study her appearance. She lifted her fatigued arm and a green gaseous orb began to form in her palm. Once it reached a certain size and shape, it blew away from her and into my face. It felt like the kind of tactile pleasure you get walking in dewy mist on a foggy night. I wanted more, and more came. Was this how we communicated? How shall I respond? I caught one of the green orbs and pushed it back to her. It flew in her face and dissipated, she did not respond.

It became a portentous enslavement once I peered in one of her windows. A constant vertigo of dizziness of flying through the quantum static, through the ceiling window, through the warehouse, through her cerebral window, through the quantum static, through the ceiling window, faster, through the warehouse, through her cerebral window, faster, through the quantum static, through the ceiling window, faster, through the warehouse, through her cerebral window, through the quantum static, faster! through the ceiling window, through the warehouse, faster!! through her cerebral window, through the quantum static, through the ceiling window, through the warehouse, FASTER!! through her cerebral window, FASTER!!!

I wake up hearing someone screaming. It's me.

[Zhs2]

I had another one this morning. Surprised me, because I was never really expecting the rain to wash us out of a work day and give me time to dream! >_<

So, I was a-wanderin' around town by way of the conveniently placed Metro system with my brother Blood, when I ran into a girl I had met in a previous dream (and visited her house before) some nights ago. Of course, Mr. Terrible-Memory Me couldn't remember her name in the slightest, so I had to ask again. Her name was Lauren, and apparently she had given me her phone number written down on a piece of paper that was in my pocket that I forgot about. This was the first time Blood had seen her, so he wasn't any help at remembering her name either. We agreed to go by her house since she was bored for the afternoon, and wanted somebody new to hang around. It took a while for the Metrobus to get all the way out there, but we got there eventually. I had realized somewhere along the way that her house was way way out-of-the-way, so I couldn't incorporate it into any of my day plans (y'know, pass by and say hello sometime.)

So, anyway, all three of us'd gone into the house and proceeded to look around the place. I'd seen it before, but I was wowed again as I stepped into the largest living room ever. It was mansion-like, and I'd probably not have given it a second thought if the house outside was actually a mansion (as opposed to being a normal looking house!) The whole place was pretty fancy lookin' and made of polished wood (there was no gold or silver or other rare metallic colors anywhere in sight, just pretty much shiny brown.) There was even a balcony to the second floor! Lauren proceeded to flop down onto the couch and ask us what about ourselves, to which we answered her questions honestly and without a single joke. Then her siblings started appearing out of nowhere and playing around in the living room... there had to be at least thirty kids running around in there! I started to ask Lauren why she had so many siblings, and she answered:

"I'm not entirely sure why, but I think it might be a curse or something. Anyway, my mom and dad have had the weirdest problems with reproducing. It wasn't a problem with infertility, as you might have seen. Quite the opposite. My mom has records of being knocked up more than one time over one night's sex, as weird as it may seem. What's weirder, too, is the pattern of which she's been having children. Take a look."

Lauren proceeded to hand me a scroll of some sort, telling of her mother's current fertility status over the course of a few years. As the chart read, she had 1 kid 5x in a row, then septuplets 3x in a row (wtf?,) then octuplets 2x in a row (more wtf,) then septuplets again 3x in a row, then 5 more kids individually. As I tried to wrap my mind around that enigma, I went and flopped down on one of the couches in the living room, only to find my father's side of the family (cousins and grandparents) there, staring down at me. That was it.

[Big Gay Cell]

pfft, copy/paste old dream posts...

Not a real big deal, but I'd prefer new dreams. :D

ONLY REAL MEN POST NEW DREAM/NIGHTMARE POSTS!  IT MAKES YOU LARGER!

overkill?

Yes.  Yes it does. 

I had a dream once where I was a fish, and I was eating a whole bunch of other tiny fish... I was a badass.

Killtacular?  ;)

[Digital_Mantra]

Well this ones in bits and pieces but in short, there was a chainsaw wielding person which had supernatural strength, this chainsaw could cut through virtually anything.

I dunno if the wielder was some random person or my mom. Anyways when it was low on energy, it would phase in and out of reality, giving me ample time to run to safe zones.

There was an electrical grid it had to cut through to get to me. It did this with ease, however when it's energy began to run low, it started to get electrocuted by cutting through the grids.

[GF_Kennon]

So I had a very big dream last night and I wanted to record it somewhere, and where better than this topic

It started in this area similar to the city's in NeoDoom (I have had this mod on my mind all week) and I was Sylux, there was all these people around me and I just felt tons of hate towards them, I tried to shoot them but they didn't get hurt, and started chasing me, I ran for my life, panicking I ran and hid around the corner, but it was not long before they found me, I was backed into the corner and just kept firing, but none of them dropped dead, and then it snapped and everything stopped, and then I fell through the wall, and then I was somewhere else, and there was my GF amour on the wall, I changed amour and walked out of the door, and was greeted by other GF's, I was told there was an incident near a city, and I was to go see, I said to the GF, but I don't have a weapon, but he said I had one, and I looked down and connected to my arm was a GF styled shock coil, next thing I know I'm at a school, but, the strange thing is, that it was a nod school, and I was scared, cause I side with the GDI, I walked around cautiously, avoiding peoples stares at me, then someone approached me and said, there was something in town, so I ran in the direction she told me, and when I got there, there was lots of people with shotguns, they started firing at me and I felt a lot of pain, I forced my self up and ran for some cover, I came out to fire back and was shot in the shin, I dropped to the ground and was shot in the chest, I fell to the floor and was gasping for breath, I didn't want to die, but I was poring blood everywhere, I dragged myself back behind cover and called for help, I didn't care who would come, just someone to stop these people from killing me, my help came in the form of the master chief, he had a rocket launcher and battle rifle, after he finished with these people, he came to me, I looked up and said, help me, but he said nothing back, he picked me up and took me back, I could see my amour, it had blood all over it, after a while of walking he stopped and I asked why, and although he said nothing, I could feel it was bad, I pulled my head around and all I saw was ruins, everything was gone, and deep inside I cried, he took me to the ruins and we saw dead bodies everywhere, people in grey amour...GF amour, it was the base, he laid me on a flat surface and got some medical supplies, he took the shin pad off and I could see the bone in my leg, those shot guns must have been strong, and then he took off the stomach plate and I could see, where I had been hit, the was blood all over my chest and a wound in the centre, I screamed in shock and the chief had to restrain me, he pulled a face mask to my face and I felt strange, and I faded away, and then I woke up.

I was covered in sweat and obviously been moving around during the night, my covers were soaked, and it was not nice, but it was an awesome dream.

[Digital_Mantra]

Ok so last night i had a jzd dream.

I was living in this weird duplex home with my gf, and we were at some garage sale but the stuff in containers ontop of trucks so we had to climb up to see if there were any good games or dvds.

So here comes the jzd part, obviously i've been very stressed lately about my hack, so a bus stops by, and you know who comes out of it? Jathys! So he comes over to help me with asmz! So I'm telling him some stuff, but then he says "what?" and pulls the earbuds out his ears. /facepalm. anyways, my gf started getting angry cause she was all like "he told me cliffhanger would be his last hack, your stupid program stole my boyfriend!" yadda yadda. Anyways, seeing as I know dick all about asm, in the dream, jathys brought with him super metroid but it was like on a playstation disc, and he put it in this weird driver of sorts which was some kind of debugger. It was pretty cool. Then, and here's the random part, he insisted on us playing his ricky martin cd while he worked. I woke up shortly after.

[Fizzer]

Okay I've just dicovered this topic so I'll post last nights dream; it was super freaky.

So I was on planet Namek with Samus and the bro's from Supernatural, and we were collecting the Dragaonballs as was the evil Lord Frieza, as he does. After some shit scary hiding from Frieza and his goons we got caught and were being transported to Frieza's prison on some sort of train, which for some reason my dreams didnt explain we were on the roof of.

Also on the train on the way to Prison was Michael Scofield, who informed us of his incredibly complex ingenius plan to escape: jump off of the train.

It was now that I realised I could tilt the train over either way by leaning, and I learned to the right more and more until the train was practically on its side (yet still going :S) and I was right next to the road (yes the train was now on a road), so i let go and ran away, leaving everyone else stuck back on their way to prison.

I crossed the road to get away from the public eye and not be caught, and entered a farmers field where I started typing a text message to Samus that I had escaped and had a plan (Although now I think about it, I have no idea what that was), but then my psychiatrist appeared surrounded by levitating orbs and told me I had to go to a special home since he could no longer help me.

So now I'm in this place I'm not allowed to leave which is a home for crazy people and werewolves, where pretty much all I have is a bed, the food sucks, and the staff have a constant disco and a rollercoaster ride in the foyer, where the general public are allowed to go for a good time.

I remember looking out of the window and realising I was like 50 stories up and could see everything. Anyway this one Sunday the patients were allowed to go out for the day, completely on our own (yes I know it makes no sense), and I went out around town, somehow ended up with some people I know, fell mady in love with this girl, and had to go back to the crazy home. I had a hard time getting back since everything had iced up and was very slippery.

When I got back to the mental place I had to stay there for the rest of eternity. My mind really did to mush and I wandered around the place looking for my girl, not that she'd be there. I sat behind the glass looking out into the foyer, hoping she'd be one of those people to come enjoy the mental homes disco and rollercoaster, and I'd be able to glimpse her.

[Jathys]

your stupid program stole my boyfriend!

That's where you should have known it was a dream.  Your girlfriend loves me :lol:

[interdpth]

It started out I was in a class room, doing our work and buying stuff? suddenly a siren went off, it was LOUD,  we all thought it was to get out of class but it wasn't suddenly the class across from was struck by something i thought it was a missile due to how loud it was, then suddenly another one hit that classroom, our teacher guarded the door, and all the students were crying, I snuck outside, and I prayed that I wouldn't get hit. As I walked outside I saw more fires and more buildings get hit, there was an announcement over the speaker from our principal saying the whole world was being attacked, and no one could tell where it was coming from, the attacks seemed to stop and we lived the rest of the day, I met up with my girlfriend, and ended up sleeping over at her house. In the middle of the night we were taken to somewhere, and then the dream kind of became more like a video game.(I was playing Tales of Symphonia Dawn of the New World before I took this nap), the attacks started up, so my girlfriend was given the healer ability, I had spells and awesome swords, suddenly lots and lots of lightning and destruction started, somehow my swords were able to block the lightning, there was another person on our team, but I can't remember who they were, and they died and couldn't be revived rather quickly.  Suddenly there was a voice, that boomed out of the sky while I still deflecting the lightning from people. It spoke of our evil deeds, and how we changed our genetic code, for some reason compared boobs on girls and how they played too great of a role in society, it said it had enough and we needed to pay. Suddenly I was in this metallic hall with my girlfriend next to me, I had to protect her from weird energy beings while she healed people and resurrected the dead so we all had a chance to live, she ran out of energy to cast, and the booming voice came out saying "IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO EXPERIENCE TRUE PAIN" and I saw a tornado in the distance, I ran to it, and my blades were able to pierce it and people were able to get away finally the being that had the booming voice showed itself after I slashed through the tornado, the effects the tornado had on the world were devastating it moved continents so close together I could see Japan from where I stood.

The being...it was magnificent I don't know if it was god or what but It was the coolest thing ever in a dream that wasn't sex related, I didn't know if I had to fight it, so I checked my inventory and only had a few healing items left. I stared at the thing, it was a ball of colors with a metallic shine, just random colors flowing out of it. I had the feeling it stared back, then the booming voice said "This world does matter in the universe, I will let you collect your dead, and then I will return. Be ready." "Be ready for what?" I thought I turned around. And then my dog woke me up because she wanted to play ball. -_-

[Fizzer]

Epic dream Inter, I seriously love those; to experience the excitement that never calls me in the real world... but waking from epic dreams sucks so much its almost not worth it... but still is XD

[Digital_Mantra]

people from online were helping me with stuff. the street.. 152nd and 156th were prominent in it. multiple options, level designing reality. trying to block off areas, trying to create a second state to an existing area. dream shifts to other things.

a building, underground parking lot, something happens there, something happens in the apartment too, its dark and eerie, there's crying?

at a summer camp, in the past, in a forest and a field. people are describing how money is first created, i have this magic fish bowl of sorts that does everything. money is solved with this magic bowl. no more paper currency, just this bowl. i take it to the future and put every ones money and credit cards and shit in it. its now stored forever and recorded in this bowl.

random. i stay at a friends place, but its not their place, its a random house design. i see some friends and stuff, not much relevance.

Someone is dying. I'm dying? I find a way to cheat death, or rather the transition to it. But i needed another body or 2. Some sort of geometric red line that expands outwards for a duration of 50-70 years, that was the extra life.

[GF_Kennon]

Well, Today, i had a strange dream, i was at this hill, and before i could have a look around an objective marker appeared in front of me, and i saw a message pop up saying to get to this location, being the obedient person i am i started marching up the hill without question, it was just normal, then the hill started getting steeper, but that was ok, i kept going, but eventually i saw that the hill was not getting steeper, but was actually tilting, and by the time i realised this was when i looked back to see how far i came, and instead it was a cliff, with not much to grab onto, and god knows how many zombies i saw, desperate, i decided i had to get to the top of the hill, it was my objective, i grabbed tufts of grass, and smashed my hand into the side to make a hand hole, but i wasnt getting higher, i was falling too much, there was nothing to grab onto, i fell, fell faster, i looked back, and saw how the zombies below, i wasnt going quietly, i reached for my weapon to defend myself, but it was not there, i screamed, and called for help, no answer, i fell faster towards the zombie hoard, i searched for something, anything to help me, and i found a grappling hock, i fired at the cliff side wall and it latched, i was yanked hard by the momentum, but i had been stopped, i pulled myself up, and eventually, i got to the top, i found my weapon, and picked it up, moments later i heard on my headset, "incoming hostiles on your six!" i wheeled around to see zombies over flowing the side, i could have engaged them, but i ran, before noting that there were now zombies everywhere, i was surrounded, i looked at my weapon harder, there was a lot of settings on it, i taped a random one, the was a slight jolt from my weapon as it changed itself, and the blue glow changed to red, i fired, and out came a searing hot single constant beam of plasma, i cut them all up, and turned around, i cut the edge of the cliff off sending them zombies back to where they came from, i ran to the objective and when i got there i was at the peak of the mountain, and saw everything, or rather, what was left, endless destruction, it was the apocalypse, the end, there was a single ship, i boarded it and launched off, i didnt know where i was going, nor that i cared, i set auto pilot, and sat there, watching everything i had worked for, gone, gone forever, i had won on fight, but i felt i lost the war.

[Reconite]

God damn! Kennon? Was that one whole sentence??? :lol:

Anyway, pretty much every time I have one it's a Nightmare. For the main reason of me watching/reading/playing too much horror/action induced games. It's usually zombies with the occasional appearance of a random Super Mutant from the Fallout series, complete with sledgehammer to box my face in. :icon_rolleyes:

I don't really get scared by the Nightmares, it's just I wouldn't classify them as dreams because nothing good ever happens. It's like I'm playing games in my sleep because everything is possible like in a game. :O_o:

[Lunaria]

This dream I had just now was very fucked up. I was trying to get back to the van to my work mate as we worked for some sort filming studio. On the way back I passed some field and on the other side of the road was a forest. There where creatures that kinda looked like Furret up ahead on the ground standing and looking to the left and right all of them.
As soon as they saw me they put the nose next to the ground and smelled the ground and then started digging into it. But they then made the neck and head be above ground and start digging in every direction.

One passed kinda close to me so I trapped it between myself and a rock (there was a boulder wall separating the road and the forest) and tried to pull it out from the ground.
Then I gave up and started walking away but it was really pissed at me and started to attack me with it's really long snake like tongue.
So I started running away and then I don't remember exactly what happened. Then I woke up. :x

[personitis]

There was this maze and instead of me traversing it inside, I was stuck on the top of the maze having to walk it from the top on about a 4 inch thick wall. When I noticed how thin the wall was, I looked up from my feet and on the other corner of the maze I saw this big, sky blue, blowup ball and for so reason I was complelled to kick it into a small little balcony right across from it. Well, to my luck, "It seems that I'd have to walk the whole maze" I thought to myself. But then it hit me, wait, "walk?" I figured why not jump across the maze? As soon as that hit me I looked across and realised that it was a good jump, but I could make it by catching myself on the edge and use my feet to push me up. That when I relised the dogs in the maze. Well at first they didn't seem like dogs until they took their heads out of beartraps and started running through the maze. A few of them started to gather under me so I decided not to jump for the sake of them not ripping my legs off. While all this is going on, I'm still standing on the 4 inch piece of a wall not losing any balance over it (and IRL I have pretty good balance). So I start the maze. I walk a few corners and BAM. The ball was right there. I had come across the whole entire maze without it even feeling like it. The dream warped me there but it felt as if I had walked they the whole way. (Last two sentences confusing? o.o)

So now I thought about hitting the ball I gave it a good hard kick. I felt the impact on my foot, the ball (being blow up and all) indent in, and then withdrew my foot. Outta of a kick it rolled an approximate 1 inch. Kicked it again nothing. I looked behind me and there was a bike, two wheels, standing... on a 4 inch wall. Having to be forced to be stupid, I climbed on it and rode it into the ball and the ball flew into the balcony no problem. Then the bike, maze, and dogs disappeared. And I was in the middle of an enclosed building. Against the wall were two small loading dock areas which I had to climb to enter and the rest of the room was empty. It was rather hot, but it didn't bother me (95 degree room maybe o.0). Then I noticed a little a walk way. I went through and some guy in a small tophat came around the corner and said "Get lost, this is my part." Out of no where I pull up a little pistol and shoot the guy. He took the hit and just looked at me. Soon what seemed like a whole team of tophat guys came out of no where and started arming themselves with weapons that were on the ground. I'm all, "Oh come onnnnnnn... =_=." But then I here an army of other random people from behind me that were going to assist me.

Then I woke up... Jeeze dreams are fun but so wierd at times.

[RealRed]

Free 1,000 words! "obvious L33T 11!11"
I kicked his ass in some colleseum in hell with help of some funny magic relics and a kickass sword.

[Big Gay Cell]

Lol, what good is a dream about kicking someone's ass without some funny magic and a kickass sword?

[zephyrtronium]

Funny magic relics and kickass swords are always good, even in dreams.

[Digital_Mantra]

I really shouldn't have let this one wait, it's gonna be harder to recap now.

The dream had some sort of plot to it, like a movie. I was with a band of mutant thieves. We had this huge room stashed with gold and all sorts of things. The main guy was really harsh and rude, there was a woman, she had 4 small arms on her face that moved around adding extra gesture to her syntax. I was the only human, so I tried to become one of them. I ended up blowing my head off, then a mutant head reformed, but I was completely and totally retarded, something went wrong. So I was pretty much a brainless retard for the rest of the dream. Very odd feeling.

[Gaius_4]

I was in a church, there were people there that I used to know (haven't seen in a long time).  Some few other things happened that I can't remember.  Then I think we were all watching a movie, but I was sitting back (slouching) in the pew and I had my left arm between this girls thighs, I was flexing my arm and...  eh,  (I was making her happy -in a way).  Sometime later I may have lightly awaken because the dream started to go dark or black and white.  Then the movie or whatever it was we were watching was over.  I wanted to look and see the girl I was touching, but I couldn't see her face.  Just then I thought I heard a voice saying; "What if she was the ugliest girl you had ever seen?"  Then the church turns out to be a van...  Or we all got out of one anyway.  One of the people that was in the church/van said something to me, I replied (can't recall what).  Then I was walking home in a street that goes behind a convenience store.  A fat guy in a long sleeved shirt and shorts was crossing from the right to the left to go to the store.  And then I seen 3 men working there behind the store.  1 seemed like he was the main one, and the 2 other were working for him.  The main one said something to me.  I turned around and said "What?"  Then he asked if I spoke English.  I walked back to where he and the other 2 men were.  Then the main guy started praying for the other 2.  They got down on their knees or were lying flat on the ground.  Then he prayed for me.  Quickly I felt as if something hit me, like a force.  It wasn't hard nor did it hurt.  But I fell down (too).  Then I got up and I put my hands on the heads of the 2 other men and I was praying for them.

I woke up after that and I had the same (very good, comforting) feeling that I had felt after I was knocked down, and it was right in the center of my body (just below my sternum).