An elderly man told me a joke today at work

[The Monster of Surrealton]

It went something like this.

"I rear-ended someone today. He got out of his car. He was a dwarf. He said 'I'm not happy.' I said 'so, you're Grumpy?'"

It was late in my shift, so I was tired, and I didn't get it.

He reminded me about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and I laughed.

[Quietus]

Yeah, it's a seven dwarfs reference. :^_^:

The only joke I ever really liked about dwarfs was this: Did you hear about the naughty dwarf who ran between a naked woman's legs?
She gave him a crack on the head, a flap on the cheek, and a clit round the ear. :heheh:

[crazyal02]

Shrek obviously had the best short jokes, because they weren't really short jokes at all

[Grimlock]

FACT:

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