Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -

[Lunaria]

[Zero One]

I'd like to read this, but I'm a bit busy fucking a girl under a poker table while eating a steak and washing it down with a nice martini, while praising the Great Lord Imhotep, for he is our salvation.

My complaints department can be found below:

COMPLAINT BOX (JonTron)

[nec0]

I decided not to kill children by removing the condom before rubbing one out today, now all the neighbor parents are spawning offspring left and right.

no wonder i already know it that im in fools paradise and all of you are nothing but shameless, senseless, foolish rascal idiots just like street dogs.

you are Fool and "A fool is accepted by another fool."

For Example :-" fool's paradise."All of you are fools and you have created your own paradise. Do you know that story?

One was drinking, so his friend said, 'Oh, you are drinking, you'll go to hell.'
"'No, why? My father drinks.'
"'Well, he'll also go to hell.'
"'Oh, my brother drinks.'
"'So he'll also go to hell.'
"'My mother...' In this way, the whole list was passed. Then he said, 'Everyone will go to hell then where is hell? It is paradise! If father is going, then mother is going, then I am going, then brother is going, then where is hell?'
"It is like that. There's no question of fool. If everyone, all of us are fool, then where is the question of intelligent? 'Hey, we are intelligent.' This is your conclusion.

[Grimlock]

Nec0, this is the doctor, you are currently in a state of psychosis.  You've created a fantasy world which includes this text you are reading.  I have used a sequence of short low voltage pulses to imbedded this message into your alternate reality.  We're attempting to bring you out of the coma.  If you are reading this then we are at least partially successful.  We can partially tap into your posted messages.  In order to lock into the part of your mind responsible for your mental imprisonment we need you to do two things, you have to post "I love the west", this will create a tension in this region of your brain so we can isolate it.  Exactly five minutes later we need you to create an impact on your cranium region, such as slamming your head into the table.    If you complete these two tasks we should be able to target a high voltage charge in your offending cranial regions bringing you out of the psychotic coma.... good luck.

[Quietus]

I surrender.  I really did try as hard as I could to read your post, but each time I reached the same conclusion - they are the ravings of a madman.  You mention something random, and when anybody attempts a reply, humourous or otherwise, you spout yet more gibberish.  It's a cycle of insanity, and you're the one peddling.

[Grimlock]

Nec0, this is your doctor again.  Ignore the other posts... proceed with the instructions as provided.

[JAM]

HARE KRISHNA, HARE KRISHNA
KRISHNA KRISHNA, HARE HARE
HARE RAMA, HARE RAMA
RAMA RAMA, HARE HARE!

Stop singing Beatles, Vis. =)

I'd like to read this, but I'm a bit busy fucking a girl under a poker table while eating a steak and washing it down with a nice martini, while praising the Great Lord Imhotep, for he is our salvation.

Don't worry. I'll invervent my own religion with blackjack and hookers. =)

[Scooterboot9697]

As soon as I read the OP of this thread, I was all like "wut", and then I started reading all of the comments...
If I was depressed today, I'm most definitely not anymore. :heheh:

Now, my question is, who the fuck is Krishna? What's the name of this silly religion? :bounce:

Edit: Oh wait, nevermind, I found this in the Mythology section. :colonrightv:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krishna

[Quietus]

And there was me thinking that they were invented solely as a means to [noembed]getting a bonus[/noembed] in GTA. :grin:

[Grimlock]

I know it's been a few days since our friend nec0 graced us with an incoherent post but I have to say, what I find so funny about these west haters is that nearly all of them really know nothing about everyday American life.  All they see is the garbage that the pervert Hollywood producers spew on TV and in movies and they're stupid enough to think that it represents life in the west  :nope: .  Hollywood is a million miles away from reality, hell it's run by a bunch of whack job liberal perverts who pat each other on the back for a job well done as another turd floats out to the general public.  I can't even watch the crap they call comedy anymore, the characters are like a bunch of adults with the maturity of a 13YO, trying to be all outrageous talking endlessly about anything and everything sex related, it's so old.  And now they try to work some liberal agenda theme into some of the garbage they put out.  Man, if what Hollywood produced was reflective of reality here in the west I would throw myself out of the window and shoot myself as I was falling.

[Jordan5]

I agree that people seem to imagine it's just like on TV. I know when Downton Abbey got popular in the US, a lot of people thought that everyone in Britain was like that. The reality is, however, we're very far from it :lol:

[Vismund Cygnus]

G'day. My pet kangaroo and I would like to say that everything you see about Australians on TV is true.




Mate.

[Quietus]

So, how are things 'deer nunda'? :^_^:

Grimlock, I'd like to reassure you that it's not just the States.  I cringe watching any form of TV, as it all seems to be targeted at people with ADHD, and the mental aptitude of five-year-olds.  "Hehe, wacky, I'm wacky.  Haha, loud noises, and I fell down."  I think not. :eyeroll:

[snarfblam]

G'day. My pet kangaroo and I would like to say that everything you see about Australians on TV is true.

Someone tried telling me that Crocodile Dundee wasn't a documentary. Silly people.

[snibsnib]

Just your average day in 'Straya. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA

[Quietus]

Bladdy 'roos. :^_^:

[JAM]

G'day. My pet kangaroo and I would like to say that everything you see about Australians on TV is true.

I knew that Mako island is real =)