#Metconst - The Movie

[Reconite]

CAST:
Lead Actor....................Grime
Slutty Girl.....................Stoney
Dead Body....................FullOfFail
Children........................Stoney's Kids
Cyclops Caveman...........CyclopsCaveman

CREW:
Director........................Reconite
Editor...........................Grime
Music Composer.............Stoney
Boom Operator..............Zhs2
Camera Man..................DChronos

THE PLOT:

Warning: This movie contains scenes of graphic violence and/or crotch-grabbing.

It's the year 2012 on the planet #Metconst, flying cars are now the norm and the days are growing thin, Doomsday is upon us. The only person with the power to stop this alien invasion is Grime, best crotch-grabber in the whole world.

Then suddenly the world is under attack by an evil alien threat that wants to harvest the human race for their rich organs. Grime is roaming the streets making his way to the landing pad of the mothership when he sees a flying car get thrown at someone who then becomes just a dead body.

A slutty girl appears out of nowhere and kills off the previously ignored best friend of Grime, she is blasted away by the power of Grime's crotch-powers.

*A boom microphone drops out of the air onto the pavement and is quickly swept away by the crew.*

The power generated whenever Grime grabs his crotch is enough to blast 50 of those aliens all at once. He goes on to raid alien mothership and is successful in doing so.

*Grime crosses a bunch of children who have stumbled on to the set, they are then killed by a director's chair thrown by someone off-screen.*

Grime finally gets to the core of the ship and grabs his crotch with his almighty power and hacks into the mainframe as if it was some sort of Metroid game or something.

*The camera fogs up and is dropped on to the metal floor of the set while we hear a faint "Oh shit!" in the background.*

The ship's countdown is triggered while Grime goes to the holding cells to release all of the imprisoned members of #Metconst who were not previously mentioned in the movie. His assault is hindered when he encounters a gigantic Cyclops Caveman, one final mighty grab of the crotch is enough to blast the fucker to smithereens. Grime then rescues the prisoners and they all proceed to high-jack the alien escape pods and make their way back to planet #Metconst while epic music plays.

[spoiler=Behind the Scenes]
03[03:52] * Stoney|WW is now known as Stoney|Composing
03[03:52] * Reconite is now known as Recon|Directing
15[03:52] <Recon|Directing> ok guys, we're making a movie
15[03:53] <Recon|Directing> positions, please!
03[03:53] * Grime is now known as Grime|Editing
[03:53] <FullOfFail> lol
15[03:53] <Recon|Directing> hah, couldn't resist
03[03:53] * FullOfFail is now known as FullOfActing
03[03:53] * Zhs2 is now known as Zhs2|Boom
[03:54] <FullOfActing> cant do much else on ths computer..
15[03:54] <Recon|Directing> Zhs2 is the explosions in this action movie
[03:54] <@Zhs2|Boom> T_T
[03:54] <@Zhs2|Boom> iirc the boom is the mike thing
[03:54] <@Grime|Editing> Mike thing?
15[03:54] <Recon|Directing> hah, whatever you americans call it these days
15[03:54] <Recon|Directing> why don't you just go Cameraman
[03:54] <@Zhs2|Boom> lolol
[03:54] <@Zhs2|Boom> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boom_operator_%28media%29
03[03:55] * Zhs2|Boom is now known as Zhs2|BoomOperator
15[03:55] <Recon|Directing> Fair enough
15[03:55] <Recon|Directing> Anyone else wanna join the charade?
15[03:55] <Recon|Directing> uhh, the title of the movie can be "Cyclops Caveman"
[03:56] <Stoney|Composing> Can I be the hot girl who is a slut and kills the main character's best friend?
15[03:56] <Recon|Directing> Stfu, you're the composer
15[03:56] <Recon|Directing> get back to making music
[03:56] <FullOfActing> we already have a star!
03[03:56] * DChronos is now known as DChronos|Camerman
[03:56] <DChronos|Camerman> OOOH, a ROCK!
[03:56] <Stoney|Composing> I am a rock?
06[03:56] * DChronos|Camerman fils the intense action
[03:56] <Stoney|Composing> hm
15[03:56] <Recon|Directing> GET YOUR DAMN ARM OUT OF THE CAMERA, MAN
15[03:56] <Recon|Directing> TRYING TO FILM A MOVIE HERE
06[03:56] * @Grime|Editing pulls his bloody hand out of the camera man.
[03:56] <@Grime|Editing> Sorry.
[03:57] <Stoney|Composing> XD
06[03:57] * @Zhs2|BoomOperator whacks DChronos|Camerman with the Boom mike
06[03:57] * Recon|Directing laughing like fuck
[03:57] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> "Camerman"
[03:57] <DChronos|Camerman> MIKE IN THE SHOT
[03:57] <DChronos|Camerman> FUUUUUUUUUUUU
[03:57] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> Take 2, then
[03:57] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> BETCH
15[03:57] <Recon|Directing> Oh man, I'm going to make a cover art for this fucking movie
03[03:57] * DChronos|Camerman is now known as DChronos|Cameraman
[03:57] <Stoney|Composing> Wayne's Worf
15[03:57] <Recon|Directing> "Cyclops Caveman - A Metconst Movie"
15[03:58] <Recon|Directing> it will have dragons and... boom operators and.. stuff... on it
[03:58] <@Grime|Editing> "With guest appearences by Grime, starring Grime."
06[03:58] * DChronos|Cameraman films a camera filming his camera
15[03:58] <Recon|Directing> "With a side order of Grime"
15[03:58] <Recon|Directing> this'll be a hell of a Grimy movie
06[03:59] * Stoney|Composing playing as slutty girl who kills the main character's best friend, and as a rock
[03:59] <FullOfActing> I'll just play the role of a dead body laying on the street
15[03:59] <Recon|Directing> You're the Extra
[03:59] <DChronos|Cameraman> we need more flying cars
[03:59] <Stoney|Composing> FullOfActing, lets see how good you can get ran over
[03:59] <@Grime|Editing> FullOfActing is now known as NotEvenActing
06[03:59] * DChronos|Cameraman throws a car
03[04:00] * FullOfActing is now known as DeadBodyLayingOnStreet
[04:00] <DChronos|Cameraman> suspenseful pause time
[04:00] <@Grime|Editing> While Grime scratches his balls.
[04:00] <DChronos|Cameraman> everyone, time for the slow motion shot... since we have no CG guys, you're all gonna have to act it out
[04:01] <@Grime|Editing> It's okay, I've been acting buildings collapsing my entire adult life.
[04:01] <DChronos|Cameraman> Grime scratching his balls... in slooow moootiiooon
[04:01] <DChronos|Cameraman> *now in 3D
15[04:01] <Recon|Directing> GUYS GUYS GUYS
15[04:01] <Recon|Directing> Where are the whores!?
15[04:01] <Recon|Directing> We need them on set now"!
[04:01] <@Grime|Editing> Presented in Dolby HD Digital Surround.
[04:01] <DChronos|Cameraman> yes
[04:02] <Stoney|Composing> <Recon|Directing> Where are the whores!?
[04:02] <Stoney|Composing> [20:02] <Recon|Directing> We need them on set now"!
[04:02] <Stoney|Composing> I'll get Neko
[04:02] <Stoney|Composing> *shot*
[04:02] <DChronos|Cameraman> Where is casting??
[04:02] <Shadox> cya guys
[04:02] <@Grime|Editing> You can hear each individual pube shuffle as I plunge my hand into the depths of my crotch and rake layers of dead skin cells back with each movement.
[04:02] <@Grime|Editing> It'll be a blast.
11[04:02] * Shadox (Shadox@97-91-222-150.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) Quit (Quit: zzzZZZzzz)
[04:02] <Stoney|Composing> XD
[04:02] <Stoney|Composing> Make a poem
[04:03] <@Grime|Editing> I will scratch my balls / Only if you will watch me / Then we both can sleep.
15[04:03] <Recon|Directing> I'm making a box art
[04:03] <DeadBodyLayingOnStreet> damn, I moved, we have to do the WHOLE scene over
[04:03] <@Grime|Editing> Will a haiku work?
[04:03] <Stoney|Composing> Yes
15[04:03] <Recon|Directing> Screw you DeadBody!
[04:03] <Stoney|Composing> lol
[04:03] <DChronos|Cameraman> I'll literally laugh my ass off if Recon makes box art of grie's balls being scratched
06[04:03] * @Grime|Editing takes a shit on FoF while he's pretending to be dead.
[04:04] <DChronos|Cameraman> *Grime's
06[04:04] * Recon|Directing is laughing at a high magnitude in real life.
[04:04] <@Grime|Editing> I could make that in like three seconds with a digital camera.
[04:05] <Stoney|Composing> XD
15[04:05] <Recon|Directing> lol Grime
[04:05] <Stoney|Composing> disguisting
[04:05] <DChronos|Cameraman> well hey, you're editing, get to work
[04:05] <DChronos|Cameraman> cut that in
[04:05] <Stoney|Composing> Get back to fapping
06[04:05] * DChronos|Cameraman hands Grime the film of a rock
06[04:05] * @Zhs2|BoomOperator keeps the Boom mike the hell away
[04:05] <@Grime|Editing> I'd do like Fight Club, and splice in a single frame of my scrote at multiple points in the movie.
15[04:05] <Recon|Directing> Lol
[04:06] <DChronos|Cameraman> lol
[04:06] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> What?
[04:06] <@Grime|Editing> All kinds'a bitches would be wanting to play with my dillbag when they walked out, and wouldn't know why or who I even am.
15[04:06] <Recon|Directing> Hey... HEY. SOMEONE GET THESE CHILDREN OFF THE SET?
15[04:06] <Recon|Directing> WHO LET THESE LITTLE BASTARDS IN HERE?
06[04:06] * Recon|Directing smacking kids with the director's chair.
06[04:06] * DeadBodyLayingOnStreet is going for a grammy
[04:07] <Stoney|Composing> Recon, those are my kids
[04:07] <Stoney|Composing> you killed them
[04:07] <Stoney|Composing> You know what that means?
[04:07] <Stoney|Composing> PARRRTAAAY!
06[04:08] * Recon|Directing breaks out the champagne
[04:08] <DChronos|Cameraman> DeadBodyLayingOnStreet mved again
[04:09] <DChronos|Cameraman> >:C
15[04:09] <Recon|Directing> Right, I need a picture of Grime scratching his balls for the box art
[04:09] <@Grime|Editing> AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH-HHH yessssss
[04:09] <@Grime|Editing> My wrist finally popped.
[04:09] <@Grime|Editing> After like, all day of wanting it to.
15[04:09] <Recon|Directing> what the hell does that even mean
[04:09] <DChronos|Cameraman> and then it popped back out when he reached to scratch his balls
06[04:09] * @Zhs2|BoomOperator is too busy paying attention to typing kitten http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/SarCastiC_RaiN/Typing_Cat.gif
15[04:09] <Recon|Directing> rofl
[04:09] <Stoney|Composing> LOL
[04:09] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> DChronos|Cameraman: Dayum
[04:09] <@Grime|Editing> No, no. That's what made it pop.
[04:10] <Stoney|Composing> olol
[04:10] <DChronos|Cameraman> lulz
06[04:10] * DChronos|Cameraman films the mic
[04:10] <DChronos|Cameraman> MIC IN SHOT
06[04:10] * DChronos|Cameraman is SHOT
[04:11] <Stoney|Composing> by a mic
[04:11] <Stoney|Composing> hm
[04:11] <Stoney|Composing> We need some penguins
06[04:11] * @Zhs2|BoomOperator takes it back out of the shot
[04:11] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> Whorp
[04:11] <DChronos|Cameraman> sound waves from a gun heading towards the mic had a catastrophic collision with the back of my head
[04:11] <Stoney|Composing> *to the special fx person* LOWER THE PENGIUNS!
15[04:11] <Recon|Directing> Guys, I need a picture to go on the box art
15[04:11] <Recon|Directing> anything
[04:11] <Stoney|Composing> how about
06[04:12] * Stoney|Composing goes to google
15[04:12] <Recon|Directing> Grime scratching his balls preferably
[04:12] <@Grime|Editing> I really don't feel like taking a picture of myself scratching my balls.
06[04:12] * @Zhs2|BoomOperator hands Recon|Directing a couple pics of him eating cum-glazed chicken
[04:12] <@Grime|Editing> Do I have to?
[04:12] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> How 'bout those
15[04:12] <Recon|Directing> ...........................o_o
15[04:12] <Recon|Directing> Yes Grime, do it
[04:12] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> <_<
15[04:12] <Recon|Directing> I am not using Zhs2 and his cum-glazed chicken
[04:12] <Stoney|Composing> http://www.xara.com/news/october06/img/pencil37.png
[04:12] <Stoney|Composing> this?
[04:13] <Stoney|Composing> =P
[04:13] <DChronos|Cameraman> you also need pics of inter's tits
[04:13] <Stoney|Composing> Neko's got some
[04:13] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> <Neko> Oi
[04:13] <@Grime|Editing> Sigh.
06[04:13] * @Zhs2|BoomOperator is shot
[04:13] <@Grime|Editing> Fine, I'll get the camera.
[04:13] <DChronos|Cameraman> Yes, cause I'm not lookin at em
06[04:13] * Stoney|Composing resists to click any links Grime gives
06[04:14] * DChronos|Cameraman hands Grime the camera
[04:14] <@Grime|Editing> I'm not putting on a shirt jfor you fucks, so you'll have to live with Grime tits.
[04:14] <DChronos|Cameraman> make sure to get that slow motion 3D
15[04:14] <Recon|Directing> Lol fine
15[04:14] <Recon|Directing> as long as the box art gets made
[04:14] <Stoney|Composing> Recon
[04:14] <Stoney|Composing> Use the link above
[04:14] <Stoney|Composing> =P
[04:14] <Stoney|Composing> its epic
[04:14] <Stoney|Composing> (failure)
[04:15] <DeadBodyLayingOnStreet> good night all
11[04:15] * DeadBodyLayingOnStreet (Mibbit@74-138-196-168.dhcp.insightbb.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
15[04:15] <Recon|Directing> DeadBody died
[04:15] <DChronos|Cameraman> shit, now he's gonna win that grammy
[04:16] <Stoney|Composing> I need to save this log
[04:18] <DChronos|Cameraman> * @Zhs2|BoomOperator is shot <- damn that prop guy
[04:18] <Stoney|Composing> uh oh
[04:18] <DChronos|Cameraman> peole getting shot with a prop gun
15[04:18] <Recon|Directing> <Stoney|Composing> I need to save this log < someone has to
[04:18] <DChronos|Cameraman> *people
[04:19] <Stoney|Composing> peole
[04:19] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> This log will be saved forever regardless
[04:19] <Stoney|Composing> post it in the metcons forums
15[04:19] <Recon|Directing> c'mon Grime, hurry up so I can finish this box with your pic on it
[04:20] <@Grime|Editing> Oh, you thought I was serious.
[04:20] <@Zhs2|BoomOperator> LOL
[04:20] <DChronos|Cameraman> wash that camera
[04:20] <DChronos|Cameraman> wait, nevermind
15[04:21] <Recon|Directing> Wait wait
15[04:21] <Recon|Directing> you weren't?
06[04:21] * DChronos|Cameraman burns the camera he loaned Grime and gets a new one
15[04:21] <Recon|Directing> Grime pussied out!
15[04:21] <Recon|Directing> whatammigonnashuvonthisboxnow
[04:21] <Stoney|Composing> Recon
[04:21] <Stoney|Composing> The pencil
15[04:21] <Recon|Directing> screw that
15[04:21] <Recon|Directing> I have a better idea
[04:22] <Stoney|Composing> http://a7.vox.com/6a00d414287db16a4700d4143a16df6a47-500pi
[04:22] <DChronos|Cameraman> I'd say to take a pick of you scratching your own balls, noone would know the difference, but then I thought about what I was about to say and laughed
[04:22] <Stoney|Composing> ?
[04:22] <Stoney|Composing> That link?
[04:23] <@Grime|Editing> Okay, fine.
15[04:24] <Recon|Directing> wait, you're really doing it now or what?
[04:24] <Stoney|Composing> lol
[04:24] <@Grime|Editing> Don't think my camera has a timer on it, so you'll have to settle for probably not being able to see my face.
15[04:25] <Recon|Directing> a.k.a. Grime takes a pic off the internet of an anonymous man scratching his balls and gives for box art
15[04:25] <Recon|Directing> but whatever, go for it
[04:25] <Stoney|Composing> Put it on 4chan
[04:25] <@Grime|Editing> Nah, it'll be legit.
[04:25] <Stoney|Composing> =p
11[04:26] * Electrometer_Prime (Electromet@152.248.204.68.cfl.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
15[04:26] <Recon|Directing> I'm going to make a whole topic for this shit in the Creativity Center
[04:27] <DChronos|Cameraman> I think that would get the topic moved or locked
[04:27] <DChronos|Cameraman> better go off topic
15[04:27] <Recon|Directing> But.. but... inside jokes are awesome
15[04:28] <Recon|Directing> It's gonna have Grime on the box - they can't lock a topic for that[/spoiler]

[zephyrtronium]

And then John was a zombie.

[personitis]

I call the roll of being a total random guy in at least one scene who is bluntly labeled "person701" or "Dan." I'm always curious to see what people can think of about my user name...

[Digital_Mantra]

Can I be the ex-popular 2009 SM hacker turned junkie?

[FullOfFail]

I was thinking, it'd be epic to have a random dead body in every scene. Just like no one ever notices it. Like cut to a scene with a hot girl taking a shower, and I'll just be laying on the floor. Sorta like that one movie Weekend at Bernie's, if anybody ever seen that.

I just realized I said Grammy, I meant an Oscar.

[squishy_ichigo]

I watched this and it totally reminded me of this topic:

Mega64: Indie Films

[Hiroshi Mishima]

...I have failed ascertain the location of this movie and seek assistance.