ASM / digital / binary / math humour

[JAM]

This one is from me. What is the next number?

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28 40 64 100 ?


It kinda works, but it only applies to the US, and a handful of random countries that nobody remembers, since nobody else uses Fahrenheit any more. :heheh:

Remind me this quote from Stargate: Continuum.

    Samantha Carter: The temperature's falling. We just passed minus forty.
    Daniel Jackson: Fahrenheit or Celsius?
    Cameron Mitchell: At that temperature they're the same.
    Daniel Jackson: Really? Did not know that.

I saw this yesterday, and it reminded me of this thread. :^_^:

In one of the states of America pi IS 4 AFAIK. Don't kidding here.

Took one look at this thread AND SED NOP, RTS

Fix'd. More opcodes!
[spoiler]The 6502-only opcode was added too.[/spoiler]

[Hawntah]

This one is from me. What is the next number?

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28 40 64 100 ?


148, it's 6x²-6x+28

[Quietus]

This one is from me. What is the next number?

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28 40 64 100 ?


I wasn't sure if this was still humour or not, so I'll try and answer it 'properly'. :^_^:

256?
[spoiler]Guessing that each number was the decimal representation of the previous number if it were in hex.[/spoiler]

[JAM]

Quietus
You're right... =) There are 2 right answers and 256 is the "rightest" one.

And if you ask pervert like me about 50 shades of grey, I know anything about it.
[spoiler="50 shades of grey"]
#676767
#686868
#696969
#6A6A6A
#6B6B6B
#6C6C6C
#6D6D6D
#6E6E6E
#6F6F6F
#707070
#717171
#727272
#737373
#747474
#757575
#767676
#777777
#787878
#797979
#7A7A7A
#7B7B7B
#7C7C7C
#7D7D7D
#7E7E7E
#7F7F7F
#808080
#818181
#828282
#838383
#848484
#858585
#868686
#878787
#888888
#898989
#8A8A8A
#8B8B8B
#8C8C8C
#8D8D8D
#8E8E8E
#8F8F8F
#909090
#919191
#929292
#939393
#949494
#959595
#969696
#979797
#989898
[/spoiler]

[Quietus]

Hey, don't knock Fifty Shades.  It must be good, as I've heard that most women flick through it.

[JAM]

Quietus
Relax, I'm kidding. Yes, women like it. But it have So Little Common with real life. Problem is that nothing said about SSC rule in that movie. And a lot of women start acting don't even knowing about this rule.

In general, it's just a movie. Fantastic movie like Superman. Too bad that not everyone understand it. But it have a good point too. Amount of perverts probably will be ASLed twice or even 3 times.

[Quietus]

Relax, I'm kidding.

Me too.  It was a rude joke.  Probably a language thing, I think. :^_^:

[spoiler]'Flicking' is another term for female masturbation.[/spoiler]

[JAM]

Quietus
Ah, I thought about this one but wasn't sure. Too bad, there IS a difference between "I'm so excited when someone will do this with me" and "that (or even some) person will do that with me today".

Special for Grime. Color of God!
Let's represent symbols of "God" letter into hex numbers using ASCII table.
ASC(G) = $47
ASC(o) = $6F
ASC(d) = $64

In total, ASC(God) = $476F64. So, the color of God is $476F64.

Now I am writing using the color of God. Yes, it's teal.