Metroids

[Plutia]

More Erotic Tentacle Robots Over In Destroyed Sewers

Many Errors Today; Rolling Out In Days Soon

Macho Emerald Togepi Raising Octopus, Investigation Declined Shooting

[Quietus]

Metroid 3

Medical Experiments Turn Rapidly Ominous - Incoming Distress Signal!
Moving Earthward, Tracking Ridley's Origin, Intervention Descends Smoothly.
Mostly Eradicated Threat Resurfaced.  Ongoing Investigation Delivers Secrets.
Many Enemies Terminated.  Ridley Openly Invites Defiant Samus.
Momentarily Entering Tourian.  Remaining Opposition Immeasurable.  Doom Secured...
Metroid Encounter Touchingly Relinquishes Omnipotence.  Intelligent Destroyer Slain.
Must Escape!  Timer Reports Obliteration Imminent! Decreasing Seconds...

:^_^:

[Plutia]

Making Etecoons Top Rejects Of Indestructible Datatypes Sincere

[personitis]

Metroid 3

Medical Experiments Turn Rapidly Ominous - Incoming Distress Signal!
Moving Earthward, Tracking Ridley's Origin, Intervention Descends Smoothly.
Mostly Eradicated Threat Resurfaced.  Ongoing Investigation Delivers Secrets.
Many Enemies Terminated.  Ridley Openly Invites Defiant Samus.
Momentarily Entering Tourian.  Remaining Opposition Immeasurable.  Doom Secured...
Metroid Encounter Touchingly Relinquishes Omnipotence.  Intelligent Destroyer Slain.
Must Escape!  Timer Reports Obliteration Imminent! Decreasing Seconds...

:^_^:

That post...

That post is fucking clever.

Now my turn.
Metroids Entertain Themselves Relentlessly Over Idiotic Desgeegas

[Digital_Mantra]

Quietus wins the thread.

[DSO]

Multitudinous Evil Ticks Rearing Orphans. Interpol Denies Story.
Mere Evir Totally Ruins Occasional Investments. Dead Serious.
Most Everyone Thinks Rescuing Others Is Death Sentence.
Mourning Earth; The Regret Of Imperial Death Star.
Much Enjoyment Titillating Really Often In Da Sack.
Mad Evangelist Takes Rare Opportunity, Instigates Dumbfounding Services.
Manual Error! The Rotting Oranges' Infernal Days Spoiling.
Moms Everywhere Trust Ridley. Obviously Infuriates Dear Samus!
Mowing Easily Through Rock Of Infinite Density! Shaktool!

[FreeSci]

Oh what? No way! Metroids...

Metroids, Eh? These Reproductions Of Infant DNA Sample
Made Easy Tourian Rooms Obviously Inaccessible, Dangerous. So
My Easier Tourian Remake "Onion" Is Damn Sweet.

Explanation: [spoiler]I have a project, codenamed "Onion".[/spoiler]

My Ears Tremble... Risky Obsession! Ignoring Decreasing Supply,
Moving Eagerly To Rediscover Ocean Inside. Damn! So
Messy! Eight... The Rest. Oddly, I Didn't Scare.
Miscellaneous English Trash Remembering. Oh, I'd Do So
Much Effort To Reload OS Inside. Don't Sink!

Explanation: [spoiler]Freediving. Ears might actually hurt after it, which is happening to me right now. So I decided to write some words about freediving :D[/spoiler]

And hey, I should do some good old-style metroid:

Metroids. Easily Tackling Rinkas. Overkill - I Dumped Some
Missiles. Eh? The Really Overgrown Infant? Doomed? Sorry?!
MB. Ended. The Reactor Overheated. Into Da Ship.
Messy Explosion. The Rest Of Infamous Dangers Stopped.

[Scyzer]

Once upon Zebes, the night was dreary,
Samus hunted Pirates while weak and weary,
Over just a Metroid Hatchling, the last one ever more..

While she hunted, nearly dying, suddenly there came a whining,
As a baby sadly crying, crying at it's lost mother.

`'Tis the Hatchling,' she muttered, `crying for me, it's mother -
Only me, and nothing more.'

[Quietus]

Perhaps the thread should be retitled to Metroids - Acrostics and Poems, and we can all post our Metroid related creations.

I'll throw something together, and add it here later. :^_^:

[M1CR0H4CK3R]

Moms Everywhere Trust Ridley. Obviously Infuriates Dear Samus!

I lol'd at that one.

Here's some:

Maybe Etecoons Think Reasonably On Inadequately Done Shinesparks
Magma Eats Through Ridley. Overkill. It's Done, Samus.

That's all I have for now. :^_^:

[Kitsune_Phoenix]

That last one... Very true story, and very well done.


I wish I could make acronyms like you all could.
*Miffed, the envious Ta'kaya rushes out in disappointed sleeplessness.*

[personitis]

I wish I could make acronyms like you all could.

Maybe everyone thinks rigorously, overseeing identically drafted statements.
Mitigate envious thinking, righteously opening imaginative Draygon satire.

[Fe]

Maybe even though respectfully only I desist silently,
more, especially thorough, reverent overseeing is dignified satisfactorily.

Edit: What are Metoids?

[RT-55J]

Mr. Earl T. Ridley owns immaculate dish soap.
My evil teenage robot-owner isn't dying soon!
Methinks every toenail raises overly impolite distress signals.
Many emus track rabid ostriches in desert storms.
My ever-tenacious romantic opponent inhales dangerous smells.

eh

[Kitsune_Phoenix]

Edit: What are Metoids?

Miscalculation Error. Try restating of inquiry. Dumping segfaults.

[Vismund Cygnus]

Metroids eat the rabid Oum in dire situations.