ASM / digital / binary / math humour

[JAM]

There are some funny math / ASM related quotes in the quips and quotes topic. So I thought, how about the topic only related to certain funny quotes since most many of us are working at least on hex?

Post any funny ASM / digital / binary / math / etc. related quotes here.

P.S. Crys, don't shit in my topic please =)

[personitis]

I don't see a huge reason to single out Crys but that's not my issue...

Anywho! A good one used by ZrnBot: Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25.

[Scyzer]

Good thing we have this.

[FullOfFail]

This... may or maynot be a subject I'd excel at.

[Quietus]

Not much for me here.  The only thing I know is why six was scared of seven. :heheh:

[craighypheno]

Having done a maths degree, I spent a third of my time drinking, a third of my time doing maths, and the other third looking up maths-related jokes and funny pick-up lines.

Such as:

"Hey baby, I have an exponential growth in my pants."

[Scyzer]

Because 7 8 9! :D

[Jordan5]

Used this in my maths class before:

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

[JAM]

This one is mine

There are 2 simple ways to tax avoid:
1st.
[spoiler]
TAY
TYX
[/spoiler]

2nd.
[spoiler]
PHA
PLX
[/spoiler]

[JAM]

Hey, who can solve this? =) I ROFL'ed when I saw this one.

Code Select Expand


    sin x
1 + -----
      n


[spoiler]Answer is the integer number =)[/spoiler]

[Jordan5]

is it [spoiler]7? :grin:[/spoiler]

[JAM]

Jordan5
Lol, you're right! =) Excellent! Then one more.

Code Select Expand


cos x
-----
cot x


[Jordan5]

I know that it is sin(x), but I don't see anything else there :lol:

[JAM]

Jordan5

It's...
[spoiler]

Code Select Expand


cos x   --s x   s x   s -   s
----- = ----- = --- = --- = - = v
cot x   --t x   t x   t -   t

[/spoiler]

[Jordan5]

Ah yeah well I got most the way there, but for some reason didn't think about what
[spoiler]s/t[/spoiler]
was :lol:

[Qactis]

Took one look at this thread and said NOP, RTS

[Quote58]

I actually laughed out loud when I read that Qactis, good job  :lol:

[Quietus]

I saw this yesterday, and it reminded me of this thread. :^_^:

(Don't worry, I wasn't looking at memes - it was just the first site on the list when I searched today.)

[Qactis]

I'd excel at.

I'd spread multiple sheets to see that

[DSO]

Graham gave his number to a girl. She never called him.

[SpoOkyMagician]

I never really ever bothered with math humor... I suppose I can try... *thinks* ...I guess this is kind of funny...

Guy 1: I think I am going to head outside. How is it outside right now?
Guy 2: Pretty hot.
Guy 1: How hot is it?
Guy 2: I'd say it's about a right triangle.

:=x:

Get it? 90 Degree/Right Triangle? ...Okay, I am done.

~ SpoOkyMagician

[Quietus]

It kinda works, but it only applies to the US, and a handful of random countries that nobody remembers, since nobody else uses Fahrenheit any more. :heheh:

[personitis]

I think 90° C classifies as "pretty hot" and definitely beyond that. :whoa:

[Jordan5]

But if it were 90 K outside, you may want a coat. . . :heheh:

[Quietus]

That reminds me of another quote actually: I'm at -273.15^oC, but still 0K. :^_^: