The funny quips and quotes thread

[Silver Skree]

Someone's special. Can you guess who it is?

ProTip: Not me. :shocking:

[Scyzer]

Is everything I say going to be sexually orientated? :grin:

Remember we have youngens here too, Skree!

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16:33   squishy_ichigo punches a baby
16:33 squishy_ichigo oh
16:33 squishy_ichigo ok
16:33 Sadiztyk lolol
16:33   squishy_ichigo looks at the baby... >_>
16:33 squishy_ichigo woops
16:33   squishy_ichigo backs away slowly
16:33 Sadiztyk it's a donut now!
16:34 Sadiztyk nomnomnom
16:34   Sadiztyk eats the baby
16:34   Metruler1990 puts on cop uniform
16:34   Sadiztyk runs away
16:34 Metruler1990 PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
16:34 Metruler1990 FREEZE!
16:34   Sadiztyk dives for cover
16:34   Metruler1990 fires warning shots
16:35   squishy_ichigo bombards Metruler1990 with brickwalls!
16:35   Sadiztyk screams and flees with flailing arms
16:35 squishy_ichigo RUN SADFISH! 
16:35 squishy_ichigo GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGO
16:35   Metruler1990 sets a bomb
16:35 Aile I know why the game is being postponed
16:35   Sadiztyk runs into a pole
16:35 Metruler1990 *boom*
16:35 Aile Pokemon wanted to do the same as they did in Japan and release it the same day they released Platinum.
16:35   Metruler1990 fires shots in Squishy's direction
16:35 Aile <.<
16:36   Sadiztyk throws a watermelon at Metruler1990
16:36 Aile Weird promotion but okay.
16:36   Metruler1990 shoots the watermelon
16:36   Metruler1990 picks up a minigun
16:36   Sadiztyk uses Wingardium Leviosa
16:36 squishy_ichigo ok...
16:37   Metruler1990 uses Avada Kedavra


[squishy_ichigo]

*Zhs2 cuts off katsu's arm and grounds it into hamburger meat to serve to darthbobby
<katsu>   ...
<red_jenpuren>   which arm?
<katsu>   ouch
<katsu>   my left
<katsu>   I can tell
<darthbobby>   This is clearly the right
<katsu>   umm, no
<katsu>   I can clearly see my left arm missing
<darthbobby>   Then your thumbs are backwards :(
<@Bloodsonic>   STFU
<@Zhs2>   ex dee
<red_jenpuren>   haha

also... another one from Sadi...

*Sadiztyk pushes and pulls Bloodsonic

[personitis]

I return from the shower and see this on my scrren:

[14:20] <Connor_> Well GF_Kennon your life sucks :S
[14:20] <squishy_ichigo> a second ago it was air
[14:20] <squishy_ichigo> and now its nothing
[14:20] <@Multeblink> <_<
[14:20] <squishy_ichigo> WHO STOLE YOUR AIR?
[14:20] * squishy_ichigo gets the shotgun
[14:20] <@GF_Kennon> you
[14:20] <@GF_Kennon> you sucked it in
[14:20] * squishy_ichigo shots himself
[14:20] <@GF_Kennon> xD

[Hiroshi Mishima]

Not sure if anyone's posted it in here, but here's a couple from the wonderful Yahztee of Zero Punctuation fame:

"For the record, enemies laughing at you after you die has NEVER positively enhanced the gaming experience." ~ Yahtzee (Uncharted 2)

"Experience has taught me to never play a multiplayer game in which I am unable to reach over and slap the other player." ~ Yahtzee (Modern Warfare 2)

Okay, these are more or less "quotes I'd live by" than particularilly "funny", but eh...

[zephyrtronium]

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«15:49:41» <Santaron> Mine isn't long:)

[personitis]

Caught! ... short handed.

[Silver Skree]

:omnom:

[personitis]

[20:52] ->> You are now known as person701|Milkshake
[20:52] <person701|Milkshake> om nom
[20:52] <Antidote> :P
[20:52] * uNsane noms urmoms om
[20:53] <person701|Milkshake> tasty?
[20:53] <person701|Milkshake> or fishy?
[20:55] <uNsane> MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

You're getting to good my friend.

[Silver Skree]

[spoiler=...What...??][/spoiler]

[Lunaria]

This was made today:

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[20:13] <green-kirby> hi
[20:13] * green-kirby is now known as Lunamon
[20:14] <uNsane> hi
[20:14] <PJBoy> oh wtf
[20:14] <PJBoy> I didn't know you were the same people

Durrr

[Silver Skree]

[spoiler=Does this adequately express my hatred?]
Answer: No. No, it does not.
:FURY:[/spoiler]

[Zhs2]

More sad than funny.

21:44 <FullOfFail> I'm a pretty sad individual, I got hungry, but since I'm too lazy to walk to the kitchen I just flipped the channel to the food network and pretended I ate

[squishy_ichigo]

12:30:05   Aile   Go away Aile.
12:30:08      *** Aile left #metconst
12:30:18   Multeblink   i have don't neen evere
12:30:44   Yoshi_GF   !findzozo neen
12:30:57   Yoshi_GF   :⌠
12:30:59   hayashi[away]   matt, you fucking queen
12:31:03   hayashi[away]   leave #metconst forever
12:31:05      *** hayashi[away] left #metconst (Leaving)
12:31:09      *** hayashi[away] joined #metconst
12:31:14   Yoshi_GF   :|
12:31:18   HelloBot   Hello, hayashi[away] ! ^.^
12:31:22   uNsane   haha
12:31:22   hayashi[away]   Hello, HelloBot ! ^.^
12:31:25   uNsane   hi hayashi
12:31:25      hayashi[away] is back (gone 09:46:58)
12:31:27      *** hayashi[away] is now known as hayashi
12:31:28      *** hayashi was kicked by Yoshi_GF (you said forever)
12:31:30   HelloBot   Hello to you too, hayashi[away] ! ^.^
12:31:33      *** hayashi joined #metconst
12:31:35   Yoshi_GF   hahahaha
12:31:36   uNsane   hahahaha
12:31:37   hayashi   forever passed
12:31:37   squee|spritefag   HAHAHA
12:31:40   Yoshi_GF   lol hellobot
12:31:42   HelloBot   Hello, hayashi ! ^.^
12:31:44   squee|spritefag   that was epic HelloBot
12:31:53      +++ squee|spritefag has given op to HelloBot
12:32:00   squee|spritefag   since you already have voice :P
12:32:00   BG   what we need is an enemy that reverses the controls
12:32:04   Multeblink   hayashi
12:32:06   BG   so up is down, left is right, etc.
12:32:10   BG   temporarily
12:32:16   Multeblink   you didn't leave for more than 4 minutes
12:32:21   Multeblink   your Aile troll didn't work

HelloBot won epically!

[-DC-]

This is more of a funny happening... it was lol. Spoiler tags due to length.

[spoiler]

* @squishy_ichigo (Mibbit@ 71.90.160.54) Quit (excelsior.esper.net paradox.esper.net)
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<zephyrtronium> oh
<DChronos> Bloods
<DChronos> you'rte now MASTER of the UNIVERSE
<Multeblink> O_o
<Multeblink> :D
<DChronos> YOU HAVE THE POOOOWEEEEEEER
<Multeblink> squeego died :
<Multeblink> :/
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<DChronos> I'll fill in
<zephyrtronium> !findzozo expl
<hayashi> [zozoism #76] <Zozo123> I'll explain you
<hayashi> [zozoism #79] <zozo124> You didnted nowed it , i were explained it ...
<zephyrtronium> nothing about explosions?
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<zephyrtronium> hm
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<zephyrtronium> people are appearing!
<zephyrtronium> oh
<DChronos> lol
<Multeblink> that was gay
<DChronos> they came back to die again
* ChanServ sets mode: +nt
<Multeblink> I got tahj powars agan
<Multeblink> wut
<Multeblink> oh god
<zephyrtronium> chanserv go asplowd?
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<Antidote> ...
<Multeblink> I think nickserv is gonna asplode too
<DChronos> lol
<Multeblink> WTF
<Multeblink> OMGWTF
<DChronos> This is going in the quotes topic
<DChronos> Espernet is totally spawn camping them
<Multeblink> hahaha
<zephyrtronium> hahaha
<Antidote> xD
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<Multeblink> DChronos, imagine what its like on their side
<Multeblink> hey, they're all back :D
<Grime> Our side was pretty anti-climactic.
<squishy_ichigo> yay
<Multeblink> that totally ruined my convo with squeego
<DChronos> <DChronos> Espernet is totally spawn camping them
<Multeblink> :<

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And immediately afterwards...

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<squishy_ichigo> one sec
* squishy_ichigo (Mibbit@ 71.90.160.54) Quit (Nick collision)
* ChanServ sets mode: +nt
<zephyrtronium> D:
<Antidote> wtf?
<Multeblink> O_o
<Multeblink> nick collision?
<Multeblink> holy what
* zephyrtronium identifies again
* squishy_ichigo (Mibbit@ 71.90.160.54) has joined #metconst
* ChanServ sets mode: +o squishy_ichigo
<squishy_ichigo> gah
<Multeblink> squishy_ichigo, what the fuck
* Antidote spanks squishy_ichigo with EsperNet
<squishy_ichigo> thats what I'd like to know
<hayashi> squishy_derringer!
<Multeblink> * squishy_ichigo has quit (Killed (dream.esper.net (Nick collision (new))))
<Antidote> xD
* hayashi squishies squishy_ichigo with Gary Numan!
<squishy_ichigo> I /ns identify and I get fucking killed
<Antidote> [13:58]   * Antidote   spanks squishy_ichigo with EsperNet <- lol
* squishy_ichigo changes topic to 'http://metroidconstruction.com/ | <Yoshi_GF> DC is yelling in the corner and FullOfFail is drunk and rap fighting Grime xd  | * squishy_ichigo has quit (Killed (dream.esper.net (Nick collision (new))))'

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[personitis]

[20:07] --Global-- Hey all, triton will be going downshortly for an emergency upgrade of the ircd. Theoutage will be the very soul of brief (moments), butusers connected to triton will be disconnected.Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for flying EsperNet.
[20:07] <@squishy_ichigo> FUUUUUUUUU GLOBAL
[20:07] <person701|NeedsASM> NO!
[20:07] <person701|NeedsASM> I REFUSE
[20:08] <@squishy_ichigo>  /kick Global FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU
[20:08] ->> Connection closed from triton.esper.net

Then a little after...

[20:08] ->> Attempting to join #jzd
[20:08] ->> Attempting to join #metconst
[20:08] ->> Attempting to join #jzd
[20:08] <Aile> Thank you for flying EsperNet
[20:08] <person701|NeedsASM> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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[20:08] * Antidote (antidote@c-76-22-125-168.hsd1.wa.com cast.net) has joined #metconst
[20:08] <DChronos> <squishy_ichigo> /kick Global FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[20:09] <Antidote> xD
[20:09] <DChronos> <squishy_ichigo> I missed
[20:09] <DChronos> <squishy_ichigo> woops
[20:09] <Antidote> that was funny as hell
[20:09] <person701|NeedsASM> =(
[20:09] <person701|NeedsASM> xD

[Zhs2]

21:19 -!- Zhs2 changed the topic of #metconst to: SEX
21:19 <interdpth> It was recorded at full frames

[Zhs2]

00:25  * squishy_ichigo vores Aile with a pair of BadGuySocks in her ear <3?
00:26  * interdpth makes squishy_ichigo rape aile
00:26  * hayashi vores squishy_ichigo with double cream <3?!
00:27  * squishy_ichigo vores interdpth with a kickass spatula <3?
00:27 <squishy_ichigo> I really like this new and exciting word
00:27 <squishy_ichigo> thx Parabox! :D
00:28 <Zekeachu> squishy_ichigo
00:28  * hayashi vores Zekeachu with squishy_ichigo <3?
00:28 <Zekeachu> I really hope you know what vore is
00:28 <GF_Kennon> hahahahahaha
00:28 <squishy_ichigo> and now I wiki it
00:28 <GF_Kennon> this all needs quoting
00:29 <squishy_ichigo> and...
00:29 <squishy_ichigo> WOW-WEE
00:29 <squishy_ichigo> now I really like this word XD
00:29  * Zekeachu eats squishy_ichigo

00:38 <Parabox> SHURYUKEN!
00:38 <Aile> NOYUKENT
00:38 <v_Zalem> what...

[squishy_ichigo]

And you kiddies can vore too! All you need to do is follow this simple formula!

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/me vores [insert person here] with a [insert random object here] <3?

[Smiley]

This dude on youtube is dumb.

No, samus is actually a guy.

And quess what? He says that because "Space and women just don't mix."

Full conversation found here.
Link

(Note: My name on YouTube is kissapoikanen)

Edit: Why the vid got embedded even though i linked to "All Comments"? Can anyone explain?

[Zhs2]

Probably because Aeva automatically binds any url that reads Youtube to an actual video, if at all possible. :/

[RealRed]

[Silver Skree]

parp

[RealRed]

old convo but I still find it funny.

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Oct 04 19:23:10 <wat> wat
Oct 04 19:29:35 <Lin> wat
Oct 04 19:29:41 <wat> lin
Oct 04 19:29:45 <Lin> wat
Oct 04 19:29:50 <wat> yo
Oct 04 19:29:52 <Lin> hi

[personitis]

Lol, you guys should join next time.

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#metconst
[14:18] <@Multeblink> what is relevant to #metconst?
[14:18] <PZ-powa> hayashi
[14:18] <@Multeblink> even metroid hacking fails to be relevant
[14:18] <@Multeblink> :⌠
[14:18] <PZ-powa> What is irrelevant to metconst?
[14:18] * hayashi integrates Multeblink
[14:18] <DChronos> well, when I made the demo, I edited the maps only
[14:18] <PZ-powa> even metroid TASing fails to be irrelevant
[14:18] <DChronos> the demo isn't for tking and using
[14:18] <@GF_Kennon> where is your patch
[14:18] <interdpth> Your mom is relevant to #metconst
[14:18] <+hayashi> ^
[14:18] <@Multeblink> ^trie
[14:18] <@GF_Kennon> ill have a look inside the patch
[14:18] <@Multeblink> true*
[14:18] <DSO> GF rages are relevant to #metconst
[14:18] <DChronos> the demo isn't for tking and using
[14:18] <PZ-powa> Your penis is irrelevant to #metconst
[14:19] <DChronos> *taking
[14:19] * PZ-powa was kicked by Multeblink (ITS_A_FAEK@pool-138-88-139-72. esr.east.verizon.net) Reason (no)
[14:19] * PZ-powa (chatzilla@160.116.84-79.rev.gaoland.net) has joined #metconst
[14:19] <+HelloBot> Hello, PZ-powa ! ^.^
[14:19] <+hayashi> (@DSO) ^
[14:19] <@Multeblink> kicking is relevant to #metconsy
[14:19] <+hayashi> metconsy
[14:19] <@GF_Kennon> just link me to the patch please ><
[14:19] <person701> metconsy
[14:19] <DChronos> the demo is there just to see what a game with doors and stuff could look like
[14:19] * Multeblink joins
[14:19] <FullOfFaiI> maybe I didnt remove the header, let me try another rom
[14:19] <@Multeblink> hahahaha
[14:19] <+hayashi> Status Quo are relevant to #metconst

#metconsy
[14:19] ->> You joined channel #metconsy
[14:19] ->> Channel Modes are: +nt
[14:19] ->> Channel created on 2/6/2010 2:19:36 PM
[14:19] <PZ-powa> PENIS LOLOLOL
[14:19] <interdpth> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[14:19] <PZ-powa> PENIS LOLOLOL
[14:19] <@Multeblink> XD
[14:19] <PZ-powa> PENIS LOLOLOL
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[14:19] <person701> LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO
[14:20] <PZ-powa> BYE
[14:20] <@Multeblink> THIS CHANNELS FILL UP QUICK
[14:20] <PZ-powa> PENIS LOLOLOL
[14:20] <@Multeblink> these
[14:20] <@Multeblink> bleh
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[14:20] <@Multeblink> /ki-
[14:20] <@Multeblink> ...
[14:20] * Multeblink sets mode +b *!ITS_A_FAEK@*.esr.east.verizon.net for#metconsy
[14:20] * Multeblink was kicked by Multeblink (ITS_A_FAEK@pool-138-88-139- 72.esr.east.verizon.net) Reason (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
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