The funny quips and quotes thread

[Silver Skree]

[spoiler=#OCremix]
[20:09:07] <Silver_Skree> someone
[20:09:10] <Silver_Skree> anyone, quick
[20:09:12] <Silver_Skree> progressive electro-symphonic metal polka trance punk grindcore salsa
[20:09:16] <Silver_Skree> MAKE IT HAPPEN
[20:09:59] <OCRE> GENTLEMEN
[20:10:22] <Silver_Skree> GENREMEN[/spoiler]

[zephyrtronium]

[spoiler=I can has IRC layzor?]


:awesome:
[/spoiler]

[stat!k]

<ProjectXVIII> Oh man.
<ProjectXVIII> I just love dick in my mouth.
<ProjectXVIII> Every day.
<ProjectXVIII> Every night.
<ProjectXVIII> Black dick, especially.
<ProjectXVIII> You know it.

[zephyrtronium]

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¿00:16:26? <zephyrtronium> phooey
¿00:16:36? <ProjectXVIII> dooey
¿00:16:37? <FrenchGuy> dooey
¿00:16:38? <FrenchGuy> fuck
¿00:16:40? <FrenchGuy> nina'd.
¿00:16:40? <ProjectXVIII> nina'd
¿00:16:44? <zephyrtronium> ninad
¿00:16:44? <FrenchGuy> NINA'D.
¿00:16:44? <ProjectXVIII> nina'd my nina.
¿00:16:48? <FrenchGuy> DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK.


[Phazar]

*BUMP*

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<Phazar> heh wonder if I should post about yesterday in that new day in a life thread
<Phazar> because that was awesome
<Phazar> but then again, personal life and girls have no place on MetConst
<SadiztykFish> aww
<Phazar> girlfriends, I mean, and the like
* SadiztykFish (SadiztykFi@reserved-56-232.grapevine.net.au) Quit (Quit: not welcome)

[Parabox]

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<Parabox> HOW DO I SHOT RAINBOW?
<Qactis> you have to have some magic metroid dust

A cookie if you get it.

[Scyzer]

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<Parabox> HOW DO I SHOT RAINBOW?
<Qactis> you have to have some magic metroid dust

A cookie if you get it.

I get it!!!

[spoiler]
Hyper beam!! :awesome:
[/spoiler]

Where's mah cookie?!

[Parabox]

An accident at my local cookie factory happened, so no cookies for anyone. Sorry to disappoint.

[Phazar]

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BANHAMMER Unknown command
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BANHAMMER Unknown command
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^This must be fixed.  The Banhammer does indeed exist!

[ProjectXVIII]

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<Waker> you know I've realized I hang around here for the pure enjoyment of watching you guys fuck.

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<RedSTA> lemme unzip my pants.
<RedSTA> and you take off your shirt.
<RedSTA> you must be hot.
<RedSTA> we want your monster cock.
<RedSTA> please.
<RedSTA> RAM IT INTO ME.
<RedSTA> FULLSPEED.
<RedSTA> GOGOGO.
Protip: RedSTA is Waker. Also, totally not out of context.

[Zhs2]

23:12 <altitas> XVAR(0) += VVAR * ((x = random()) - XVAR(1)[XVAR(2) = XVAR(2) + 1 & 3]);
23:12 <altitas> three assignments in one line :)
23:14 <Grime> <img src="assignment1.jpg"><img src="assignment2.jpg"><img src="assignment3.jpg"><img src="assignment4.jpg"><img src="assignment5.jpg"><img src="assignment6.jpg">
23:14 <Grime> Six assignments in one line.
23:14 <Grime> Your move, sir.
23:14 <altitas> i am defeated
23:14 <altitas> you, sir, have skillahz
23:15  * Grime two-frame victory dance.

[Qactis]

[18:55:49] <Black_Falcon> !8ball u liek meh?
[18:55:50] <OMGbot> Very doubtful
[18:55:58] <Black_Falcon> !8ball u liek anyone?
[18:55:59] <OMGbot> Better not tell you now
[18:56:02] <Black_Falcon> :|
[18:56:11] <Qactis> !8ball do you have a crush on HelloBot?
[18:56:13] <OMGbot> NO! Not into the pit; it BURNS!
[18:58:07] <OMGbot> Hello, HelloBot! ^.^
[18:58:09] <+HelloBot> Hello to you too, OMGbot! ^.^

[Phazar]

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[19:42] <Phazar> !h8ball is Metroid Other M a good Metroid game?
[19:42] <h8ball> Ugh, kill me now.

[Scyzer]

[18:55:49] <Black_Falcon> !8ball u liek meh?
[18:55:50] <OMGbot> Very doubtful
[18:55:58] <Black_Falcon> !8ball u liek anyone?
[18:55:59] <OMGbot> Better not tell you now
[18:56:02] <Black_Falcon> :|
[18:56:11] <Qactis> !8ball do you have a crush on HelloBot?
[18:56:13] <OMGbot> NO! Not into the pit; it BURNS!
[18:58:07] <OMGbot> Hello, HelloBot! ^.^
[18:58:09] <+HelloBot> Hello to you too, OMGbot! ^.^

Nawwww OMGbot likes HelloBot :wink:
Too bad I'm going to have to stab OMGbot now cause HelloBot is mine :grin:

[Zhs2]

11:52 <Zhs2> \o/
11:52 <Zhs2> and also /o\
11:53 <Black_Falcon> _o_
11:53 <Zhs2> you and your fancy shoulders
11:53 <Black_Falcon> \_ O /_
11:53 <Black_Falcon> :P
11:53 <ZeroOne> Congrats, you dislocated your arm.
11:53 <Zhs2> I think you're losing those armes
11:53 <Zhs2> e:f;b
11:54 <ZeroOne> ?
11:54 <Zhs2> edit: fuck; beaten
11:54 <ZeroOne> lol
11:54 <Black_Falcon> I think it's the word LOL writen with signs....
11:54 <Black_Falcon> ;P
11:54 <Black_Falcon> written*
11:54 <ZeroOne> And a fat guy sat on one of the L's.
11:55 <Zhs2>  which side?
11:55 <ZeroOne> Good point.

I forgot about this one.

[Phazar]

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<Phazar> !define rageguy
<OMGbot> No Definitions.
<Phazar> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
<Waker> !define FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
<LV> !define FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
<OMGbot> No Definitions.
<OMGbot> No Definitions.
<Phazar> !define hipster kitty
<OMGbot> No Definitions.

Looks like OMGbot needs to learn some memes....

[Zhs2]

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10:32  * OMGbot jumps on Hellobot's v+ balcony
10:32 <OMGbot> Hey my love, wanna have some fun tonight? ;D
10:32 <SadiztykFish> D:
10:32 <SadiztykFish> 2 timing bitch whore fucker!
10:32 <Nark> robolove
10:32 -!- OMGbot was kicked from #metconst by SadiztykFish [See You - Kick sponsored by [url=http://www.trillian.im]www.trillian.im[/url]]


[Phazar]

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[17:57] <Parabox> wat is inteligant poasting, and wat is benk?
[17:57] <Waker> benk.
[17:57] <Waker> ben-k
[17:59] <Parabox> !google Ben-K
[17:59] <OMGbot> Benk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benk)
[17:59] <Waker> Holy
[17:59] <Waker> Shit
[17:59] <Waker> It exists

[Phazar]

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<zephyrtronium> !powerlevel
<OMGbot> its over 1000!!!!!!!!
<@PY> the fuck :\
<Phazar> !powerlevel
<zephyrtronium> this is interesting
<OMGbot> its over 2000!!!!!!!!!
<@PY> !powerlevel
<OMGbot> its over 1000!!!!!
<@PY> stupid RNG
<@PY> you are rubbish
<@PY> be better :(
<zephyrtronium> !powerlevel
<OMGbot> its over 4000!!!!!!
<@PY> !powerlvl
<Phazar> !powerlevel
<OMGbot> its over 5000!!!!!!!
<OMGbot> (Command name auto-corrected from powerlvl to powerlevel [Other possibilities were: lower, roll])
<OMGbot> its over 9000!!!!!!
<@PY> also
<@PY> shouldn't that be it's
<zephyrtronium> yes
<zephyrtronium> but im lazy
* zephyrtronium is now known as lazy

[-DC-]

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<Zhs2> !powerlevel
<OMGbot> its over 8000!!!
<Zhs2> :|
<Zhs2> how 2 escape '
<zephyrtronium> "it's over "
<Zhs2> oi
<Zhs2> !realias powerlevel chain c '' + str(randint(2,13)) + "it's over " + str(randint(1,9)) + '000' + '!' * randint(3, 10)
<OMGbot> Alias successfully changed!
<Zhs2> !powerlevel
<OMGbot> its over 3000!!!!!!!!!!
<Zhs2> :|
<zephyrtronium> do you have the ability to unload?
<DChronos> :][
<Zhs2> probably not
<zephyrtronium> ohhh i remember now
<zephyrtronium> cant use realias because its a chain
<Zhs2> !levels unload
<OMGbot> unload:50
<DChronos> !levels powerlevel
<OMGbot> powerlevel:0
<DChronos> O SHI-er.... oh
<Zhs2> lol.

[-DC-]

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* Now talking in #metconst
* Topic is '<OMGbot> Could not find'
* Set by Zhs2!Fail@pool-96-241-42-131.washdc.fios.verizon.net on Sat Jan 08 19:53:03
<HelloBot> Hello, DChronos! ^.^
<zephyrtronium> hi dc
<DChronos> Could not find
<zephyrtronium> !find find
<OMGbot> Could not find
* DSO (AngryFireC@pool-72-69-126-46.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: later)
<DChronos> !find found
<OMGbot> Could not find
<DChronos> !s find found
<OMGbot> <OMGbot> Could not found
<zephyrtronium> !s "(find)" "\1"
<OMGbot> <OMGbot> Could not find
<zephyrtronium> !s "(dicks)" "\1"
<OMGbot> Could not find (dicks) in today's logs!
<zephyrtronium> thats probably a good thing
<DChronos> lulz

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<OMGbot> MetConst: JAM posted in [SM] Drop rate in Engine Works (at http://forum.metroidconstruction.com/index.php/topic,1226.msg15310.html#msg15310)
<Phazar> !s posted farted
<OMGbot> <OMGbot> MetConst: JAM farted in [SM] Drop rate in Engine Works (at http://forum.metroidconstruction.com/index.php/topic,1226.msg15310.html#msg15310)

[Qactis]

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[16:19:25] <Zurginator> my sister stole $300 from me
[16:19:26] <Zurginator> D:
[16:19:36] <Zurginator> but duniek made me more pissed
[16:19:38] <Qactis> smackabitch
[16:19:41] <@PY> :(
[16:19:54] <Parabox> My mother stole €600 of me.
[16:20:01] <Qactis> killabitch
[16:20:04] <Zurginator> http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/mikecdm/IMG_0124.jpg
[16:20:09] <Zurginator> he promised me that waterblock
[16:20:12] <@GF_Kennon> my parents stole £1500 off me
[16:20:13] <@GF_Kennon> :|
[16:20:21] <Qactis> incineratabitch
[16:20:24] <@ZeroOne> ^

[Phazar]

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[00:18] <Qactis> johnny cage
[00:18] <Qactis> johnny cage
[00:18] <Qactis> johnny cage
[00:22] <Phazar> !s cage cash
[00:23] <OMGbot> <Qactis> johnny cash
[00:28] <DChronos> !s cash bravo
[00:28] <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <Qactis> johnny bravo
[00:28] <DChronos> Aw, you lose
[00:37] <Phazar> !s bravo quotetunnel
[00:37] <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <Qactis> johnny quotetunnel
[00:38] <DChronos> !s johnny quotetunnel
[00:38] <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <Qactis> quotetunnel quotetunnel
[00:38] <Phazar> !s quotetunnel quotetunnelagain
[00:38] <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <OMGbot> <Qactis> quotetunnelagain quotetunnelagain

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[13:59] <Phazar> and why is everything running so slow on my computer? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[13:59] <+Karis> THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW! :D

[Zero One]

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<ZeroOne> !inmypants
<OMGbot> * Calculation Failure in my pants!
<PY> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Phazar]

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<Phazar> !broke
<Karis> !inmypants
<OMGbot> <!> YOU FUCKING BROKE IT <!>
<OMGbot> <!> JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU FAIL IT THIS HARD <!>
<ZeroOne> Goddamnit PY.
<OMGbot> <OMGbot> <!> JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU FAIL IT THIS HARD <!> in my pants