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[Zhs2]

03:14 <Metruler1990> squishy: my internets is too fast for lagz
03:14 <squishy_ichigo> _o\

Classic moment. Also, thread defibrillator.

[Parabox]

<Aile> !findzozo santa
<hayashi[away]> [zozoism #13] <zozo124> This is misursantandinger !

[person701]

Not really funny, but go Aile.

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*insert religious trolling*

[23:18] <+Aile> FUCK YOU BLOODSONIC AND YOUR DB ATTITUDE. EVER SINCE I HAVESEEN YOU TORTURED BY HIM AND LUNAMON YOU HAVE BECOME A MONSTER JUST LIKETHEM. YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GOT UPON RETROSPECT. DC AGREES WITH ME YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, RED LINK AGREES WITH ME, N-SPADE, ZEKE, AND OTHERS DO AS WELL.
[23:18] <Metruler1990> XD XD XD
[23:18] <+Aile> Sorry but your frakitude has crossed wires with me
[23:18] <+Zhs2> oh, wow. that's the copyright symbol
[23:18] <+Aile> So up yours.
[23:18] <@person701> oo;
[23:18] <@squishy_ichigo> wow
[23:18] <@squishy_ichigo> Aile went all ragedance on us
[23:18] * Aile (Excuse@cpe-75-81-204-165.we.res.rr.com) has left #metconst
[23:19] <@person701> way to go Bloods
[23:19] <+Zhs2> I know, right
[23:19] <@person701> that makes... 3?
[23:19] <Metruler1990> no, i think Aile stole the keys to the ragetrain
[23:19] <@person701> or 2?
[23:19] <+Zhs2> Bloods is on a killing spree!
[23:19] <@Bloodsonic> lolol
[23:19] <@Grime> Wow.
[23:19] <Metruler1990> complete with a ragequit and everything
[23:19] <@Bloodsonic> I know I'm an asshole too
[23:19] <@Grime> That was pretty cool of Aile.
[23:19] <+Zhs2> I agree

[squishy_ichigo]

Yeah... I totally miss the old Bloodsonic, that wasn't a trolling jerk. :<

Whatever happened to him? He's the guy I became friends with. I feel like one of my closest friends died, and some guy is trying to pretend to be him!

I understand people change, I know I've done quite a bit of changing through out my time on irc, but still...

I truly hope Bloodsonic will try and be mean a little less often... I don't want people to hate him, and it makes me sad when they do... I know Bloodsonic can be a nice person to be around, which is why I can tolerate all of the insults and fun poking that he does to me.

It just.... makes me a sad panda. ;_;

/end thread highjack

[PZ-powa]

http://www.acapela.tv/goodolddays-107330636_c15d305e1d829.html
http://www.acapela.tv/goodolddays-107328398_c15d273280043.html
http://www.acapela.tv/Cartoon-107331719_c15d36140d7c2-107331725_c15d36178dc32-107331736_c15d361bcb48e-5-2-1
http://www.acapela.tv/Cartoon-107332248_c15d391667efa-107332254_c15d3919fedd3-107332260_c15d3920d8962-5-2-2


 

I know, it sucks.

[Digital_Mantra]

<@Grime> Shut your whore mouth.
<Digital_Mantra> suck my chozodian shrine rod
<@Grime> Lick my organic Zebesian tunnel rim.
<Digital_Mantra> deep throat my maridian fungus sphinctor door that takes 3 missiles to moisten.
<Digital_Mantra> frak that didnt even make sense
<@Grime> But it worked out.
<@Grime> Nibble my hot, Norfairian nippleknobs before I eject a load of supers into your save station.
<@Grime> That didn't make sense either, and I'm painfully sober.
<Digital_Mantra> suck my brinstarian sporeshaft whilst tickling my craterian rock balls
<Digital_Mantra> and yes
<Digital_Mantra> those are crumble blocks
<Digital_Mantra> so be gentle
<Digital_Mantra> you may want to mockball my BALLS
<@Grime> Bitch, I'll wreck your ship and dunk my morphing springballs in your yapping maw.
<Digital_Mantra> shinespark up my shaft
<Digital_Mantra> good luck hunting for my ki, whens the last time you found it
<@Grime> I'll bomb your secret tunnels until you sustain heat damage and are forced to escape immediately.
<Digital_Mantra> christ this is getting very homosexual
<@Grime> You made the first move, baby.
<Digital_Mantra> then i guess i'll finish with a short charge
<@Grime> I think the other people in here are too shocked and appaled to rep-- hahaha.
<Reconite> o_O
<Reconite> oh you guys
<Reconite> you little rascals, you
<Digital_Mantra> who you calling little? my shaft is 8 scroll bars long
<Digital_Mantra> and i didnt even need to repoint it

[Malpercio]

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        <Multeblink>   but Metruler1990...
   <Multeblink>   I HAVE THE POERRR!!!!!!1111111111
   =-=   Mode #metconst +o Multeblink by ChanServ
   <Multeblink>   !!!!!!!!!!!!!
   =-=   Mode #metconst +ooo squishy_ichigo Zhs2 Grime by Multeblink
   <DSO>   In #Metcommunist the POERRR HAS YOU!!11!over9000!!!11
   <interdpth>   squishy_ichigo
   <interdpth>   Seen lost?
   <squishy_ichigo>   FUCKYEAH
   <interdpth>   THAT SHIT WAS FREAKY
   <Multeblink>   haaha dso
   <squishy_ichigo>   IT WAS GREAT
   <interdpth>   I KNOW
   <interdpth>   BUT THE END
   <interdpth>   WAS FREAKY
   <squishy_ichigo>   I wonder whats gonna happen to Kate XD
   <Multeblink>   no it wasn't....
   <Metruler1990>   I HAVE THE POERRR!!!!!!1111111111
   <Metruler1990>   lol
   =-=   Mode #metconst +o Metruler1990 by ChanServ
   <Multeblink>   oh frak you.
   <Metruler1990>   it works
   =-=   Mode #metconst -o Metruler1990 by Multeblink
   <Multeblink>   :P
   * Metruler1990   tucks that little nugget of info into a hidden folder of his brain
   <Multeblink>   -ChanServ- Opped Metruler1990 on channel #metconst.

[Bloodsonic]

<PZ-powa> IM BEING SUCKED BY DICKS

[Zhs2]

02:30 <MathOnNapkins> boobs
02:30 <Nu_Zalem> Yes, boobs are lovely
02:30 <Nu_Zalem> so soft
02:31 <MathOnNapkins> I made no implications about qualitative aspects of boobs
02:31 <MathOnNapkins> I just said
02:31 <MathOnNapkins> "boobs"

[Bloodsonic]

* You are now known as GF_Phillip
* GF_Phillip sets mode -r GF_Phillip
<GF_Kennon> ...
<GF_Phillip> we need a GF_James
<GF_Phillip> someone, quick
<Zhs2> GF_Kennon: I didn't actually need you though
* Zhs2 is now known as GF_James
<GF_James> :D
<GF_Phillip> :D
<GF_Kennon> :|
<GF_Phillip> xD
<GF_James> xD
<GF_James> PYRAMID

[Zhs2]

#metconst was trolled the other night. The results were hilarious and bountiful. Full log here.

Also, timing is everything:

02:50 <Jabler> Hello HelloBot
02:50 <Aile> THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
02:50 <HelloBot> Hello to you too, Jabler ! ^.^
02:50 <Jabler> Lol

[Antidote]

Online Molestation FTW!!!

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[20:26]      <Neko>   Antidote is a nice boy/girl
[20:27]   <Antidote>   Boy
[20:27]   <Antidote>   :P
[20:27]   <Antidote>   actually
[20:27]   <Antidote>   Man
[20:27]   <Antidote>   21
[20:27]   <Neko>   Well he is a nice boy =)
[20:27]   <Neko>   Ohh
[20:27]   <Neko>   Sexy
[20:28]   <Zekeachu>   And he's gay
[20:28]   <DChronos>   I think encyclopediadramatica would be the first to know when rule34 changes
[20:28]   <Neko>   Lovely
[20:28]   <Zekeachu>   I'm not kidding on that one :(
[20:29]   <Zekeachu>   Antidote: Do tell the lovely lady Neko that you have your heart set on the men
[20:29]   <Antidote>   ^
[20:29]   <Antidote>   Well
[20:29]   <Antidote>   Bi
[20:29]   <Zekeachu>   What
[20:29]   <Neko>   We can discuss hotties then.
[20:29]   <Zekeachu>   You didn't tell me this
[20:29]   <squishy_ichigo>   we have a few bi/gays here don't we
[20:29]   <Antidote>   hayashi
[20:29]   <Zekeachu>   YOU LIED TO ME D:<
[20:30]   * Zekeachu   murders Antidote again
[20:30]   * Antidote   rubs Zekeachu
[20:30]   <Neko>   Must be why I'm already fond of Antidote. I love the gay mens.
[20:30]   <Antidote>   lol
[20:30]   <Antidote>   YAOI FAN!!!
[20:30]   * Antidote   *flees*
[20:30]   <squishy_ichigo>   god
[20:30]   <Neko>   Uh oh
[20:30]   <squishy_ichigo>   that reminds me of my high school friends
[20:30]   <Antidote>   wut?
[20:31]   * Antidote   bats his eyelashes at squishy_ichigo
[20:31]   <Antidote>   <3
[20:31]   <squishy_ichigo>   it was kind of embarrassing when they had "I <3 Yaoi" tote bags
[20:32]   <Neko>   HOLY frak
[20:32]   <Neko>   That black man on cold case is gonna kill the guy that killed his wife
[20:32]   <Neko>   He has him on his knees in the rain
[20:32]   <Antidote>   lol
[20:32]   <Neko>   And his weird eyes are glistening
[20:32]   <Antidote>   ...
[20:32]   <Neko>   And holy fraking shit
[20:32]   <Neko>   hes a cop man.
[20:32]   <Neko>   A fraking cop
[20:32]   * Antidote   steals Neko's panties
[20:32]   * Antidote   flees
[20:32]   <Neko>   =o
[20:32]   <Neko>   But
[20:32]   <Neko>   Now my buttom is cold!
[20:32]   <Antidote>   lol
[20:33]   * Neko   chases Antidote
[20:33]   * Antidote   hides behind Nu_Zalem
[20:33]   * Antidote   unclasps Neko's bra
[20:33]   * Antidote   laughs maniacally
[20:33]   * Neko   feels naked
[20:34]   <Neko>   I need protection from Antidote!
[20:34]   <Nu_Zalem>   back
[20:34]   <Antidote>   lol
[20:34]   * Zekeachu   hands Neko a pack of condoms
[20:34]   <Nu_Zalem>   man, those chicken tenders need to hurry up
[20:34]   <Nu_Zalem>   I'm hungry lol
[20:34]   * Neko   puts condoms on legs and arms
[20:34]   <Neko>   I don't feel that much protection
[20:34]   <Zekeachu>   lol
[20:35]   <Antidote>   xD
[20:35]   * Aile   gives Neko a Touch n' Zap Personal Protector.
[20:35]   * Neko   huggles Aile
[20:35]   <Aile>   :3
[20:35]   <Neko>   I enjoy that you know whats up =3
[20:35]   * Antidote   seeps into Neko's pores totally ignoring the personal protector
[20:36]   * Neko   zaps Antidote
[20:36]   <Antidote>   Liquids get EVERYWHERE
[20:36]   <DChronos>   Zeke just gave me this mental image of Link using a condom as a shield
[20:36]   <Antidote>   ;D
[20:36]   * Antidote   is unaffected
[20:36]   <Neko>   OH NOES
[20:36]   <James>   Neko, you just need more firepower
[20:36]   <DChronos>   and swinging the mighty dildo of evil's bane, the Master Dildo
[20:36]   * Antidote   tosses a pikachu at Neko
[20:36]   <Antidote>   ...
[20:37]   <Antidote>   DChronos: you win epically right there
[20:37]   <DChronos>   At full stamina, the Master Dildo shoots.. stuff
[20:37]   <Antidote>   lol
[20:37]   <Antidote>   ADRENAL GLANDS!!!
[20:38]   * Neko   throws James at Antidote
[20:38]   <Neko>   TAKE THAT
[20:38]   <James>   Warning, i am a half tonne Dragon, i think its better to ask rather than attempt to throw me

[Bloodsonic]

Sexy time: randomness ensues.

Code:

<Neko> Sexy time?
* Bloodsonic gives Neko a hefty 2x4 with a couple nails sticking out of it
<Bloodsonic> sexy time :D
* Aile blushes, shy shy.
<Antidote> ...
* Neko swings it above my head
<Neko> Who wants a sexy time?
* DSO (Deep_Space@pool-71-124-42-249.chi01.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #metconst
<HelloBot> Hello, DSO ! ^.^
* Bloodsonic runs like mad
* Aile glomps Neko.
<DSO> lol
* Antidote steals Neko
* Neko spanks Aile with the 2x4
* Neko is stealed
<Bloodsonic> XD
* Bloodsonic steals Antidote
* Aile is punctured.
<Antidote> THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[Malpercio]

OMG LOOK! IT'S THE LOLSQUAD!
 
at the last two posts

[Zhs2]

<PZ-powa> IT TAKES BANDWICH TO STAY HERO

[person701]

<@Grime> Shut your whore mouth.
<Digital_Mantra> suck my chozodian shrine rod
<@Grime> Lick my organic Zebesian tunnel rim.
<Digital_Mantra> deep throat my maridian fungus sphinctor door that takes 3 missiles to moisten.
<Digital_Mantra> frak that didnt even make sense
<@Grime> But it worked out.
<@Grime> Nibble my hot, Norfairian nippleknobs before I eject a load of supers into your save station.
<@Grime> That didn't make sense either, and I'm painfully sober.
<Digital_Mantra> suck my brinstarian sporeshaft whilst tickling my craterian rock balls
<Digital_Mantra> and yes
<Digital_Mantra> those are crumble blocks
<Digital_Mantra> so be gentle
<Digital_Mantra> you may want to mockball my BALLS
<@Grime> Bitch, I'll wreck your ship and dunk my morphing springballs in your yapping maw.
<Digital_Mantra> shinespark up my shaft
<Digital_Mantra> good luck hunting for my ki, whens the last time you found it
<@Grime> I'll bomb your secret tunnels until you sustain heat damage and are forced to escape immediately.
<Digital_Mantra> christ this is getting very homosexual
<@Grime> You made the first move, baby.
<Digital_Mantra> then i guess i'll finish with a short charge
<@Grime> I think the other people in here are too shocked and appaled to rep-- hahaha.
<Reconite> o_O
<Reconite> oh you guys
<Reconite> you little rascals, you
<Digital_Mantra> who you calling little? my shaft is 8 scroll bars long
<Digital_Mantra> and i didnt even need to repoint it

L O fraking L XDDD
Best post I've read in a long time!

[Digital_Mantra]

<+HelloBot> Hello, DMan ! ^.^
<DMan> i really hate this HelloBot
<DMan> why the frak is it even here
<DMan> HelloBot, dance
<DMan> see it does nothing but say hi or why are you so rude
<DMan> its a worthless ai
<DMan> what's in the news, HelloBot?
<DMan> what's tommorrows forecast, HelloBot?
<DMan> latest celebrity gossip HelloBot
<DMan> Frak you, Hellobot
<+HelloBot> Wahhh~! Why are you so mean to me! ;~;
<DMan> i remember having fun with that msn spleak ai
<DMan> but this is crap
<DMan> you are crap, HelloBot
<DMan> doesnt even register 'crap'
* Grime sets mode: +o DMan
* DMan sets mode: +b *!*@174-124-12-164.dyn.centurytel.net
* HelloBot was kicked by DMan (HelloBot)

[Sadiztyk Fish]

Code:

01:05 <DChronos> last night was funny
01:05 <DChronos> I didn't know that was you, but I saw you join, get welcomed and immediately ping out
01:05   *** LusterVanguard quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
01:05 <Sadiztyk> like that?
01:05 <Sadiztyk> lolololol

[-DC-]

<Shadox> i hate dealing with stuff like this. I have to do it in ZC too. I made a Healer, except he kills you when you talk to him. T_T
<Shadox> all because i forgot a ;
<DChronos> lol
<DChronos> lmao
<DChronos> that's the best mistake I've ever heard

Irony.

<DChronos> <WrathOnNapkins> i can f*ck an eatload of spaghetti
<DChronos> <Wingard> that is my idea of an ideal dinner
<Wingard> l o l
<WrathOnNapkins> XD

[-DC-]

There's gotta be more funny shit happening...

* Project_XVIII (Mibbit(at)ip70-176-208-117.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #metconst
<HelloBot> Hello, Project_XVIII ! ^.^
<Project_XVIII> Man f*ck Mibbit
<Metruler1990> lol
<DChronos> adult swim is actually showing the last of the star wars family guy on monday
<Project_XVIII> keeps randomly disconnecting me about every hour >.>
<Metruler1990> DC: something something something dark side?
<DChronos> F*CK YOU MIBBIT
<Metruler1990> lol
<Project_XVIII> ^ YEH!
<Metruler1990> indeed.
<Project_XVIII> WHAT HE SAID!
* DChronos kicks mibbit in the shin
* Metruler1990 passes out machineguns
* Metruler1990 is now known as Mibbit
<DChronos> I've only used it like once a long long long long time ago
<DChronos> it just sucks too much
<Project_XVIII> indeed
<Mibbit> SHOOT MEH.
<Mibbit> NAOW
* DChronos throws an AK-47 at Mibbit
<DChronos> LMFAO
<Mibbit> lol
<DChronos> random script, you win forever
* DChronos ' inventory drops by 1 machinegun